As we progress further, our minds turn outward, towards an inevitable expansion of ideas and expression of our future plans. We also take some introspective looks at ourselves and what it takes to truly find satisfaction in this crazy world.

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And biscuits will have NONE of it.

Now, a somber podcast about loss, anger, disappointment, fear, and betrayal… Then AFTER we’re done talking about Game of Thrones, we’ll move on to more family friendly topics likes Ziek not being good enough for his girlfriend and Derek having a stroke on the mic.

What happens when you combine a metrosexual, a man unloved by his parents, a bearded soap drinker, and a woman unfortunate enough to know them? A deep discussion on sociopolitical themes… plus cringe and nerd boners.

Whether it’s penis inspection, accidental ejaculations, or tier listing food products, there’s no ground we won’t tread in this 4-man celebration of idiocy!

For the first time in HISTORY, your boys Ziek and Derek got a female presence on the show! In this weeks episode, you get to meet Ziek’s new girlfriend, Alice! Other topics include coming out, jokes gone too far, and general mindlessness resulting in drinking soap. It’s a romp alright!

This one gets a little deep and probably a tiny bit controversial what with the various trials and documentaries coming out… But fuck it! We’re still going to talk about it! Join us as we become Star-Lord and Tony Stark to talk about our relationships, disgusting actions performed by idiot celebrities, and our relation to Marvel superheroes!

With the coming of Season 8 of Game of Thrones, we muse over the vast amount of possibilities the show could end. Join us as we attempt to crack the code that George R. R. Martin has set before us!

With more audio issues than ever before, we’re back for another romp filled with talk about our emotions and the revelation that Ziek and Derek have dated basically the same exact girl!

And we’re back again! This one’s somewhat of a riot and is filled with profound knowledge as well as potential reasons for Ziek and Derek to never get elected to public office! Apologies for the weird noise artifacts. We’re exploring solutions to fix this.

Welcome back to the Bonfire guys! This week we discuss our feels, iOS vs Android, why everyone can be a target of a joke, and why the Digital Bonfire blows! Should be a romp and a half!