Digital Noise

Somehow we got this far without a problem. Which isn’t to say that this episode of Digital Noise is a wash. How can any episode with a guest appearance by one of our favorite friends, Godzilla artist Matt Frank, not be worth your time?

No, I mean that the audio didn’t quite live up to our usual standards. This is entirely the fault of human error, and by that I mean, Chris, who didn’t check the board appropriately before recording. As has been pointed out multiple times in the past, he is indeed only human. Reportedly. So, know that we apologize for … iffy … sound quality at points. We did what we could.

That being said, get ready for spirited coverage of stuff like Broadchurch Season 1, Anchorman 2, 47 Ronin and more. And do I need to add that this is a giveaway week that you REALLY do not want to miss. GO TEAM US!

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Brian and Chris had intended to pull April Fools pranks on one another, both because of the date and because of their shared love for 80s horror, but fate had other plans. Turns out the joke was ultimately on them as technical difficulties delayed the episode’s posting until April 2nd. Well played, universe.

Still, this week’s lineup is no joke. Not only are two of last year’s major Oscar contenders reviewed (Saving Mr. Banks & The Wolf of Wall Street), and not only is another great MST3K set examined, but the guys also discuss not one, not two, but THREE Criterion Blu-rays. I know! It’s insane!

Mix that all together with a giveaway blast from the past, and you’ve got yourself a fantastic episode no matter what day you happen to hear it.

 

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Like a hockey-mask-clad madman living in the woods, Digital Noise just keeps coming back and coming back. Go ahead, take another swing with that machete, see if that puts us down for good.

Mwhahahahaha!

Brian and Chris once again bring you the aftermath of their latest bloody viewing party. They hack and slash their way through big tentpole releases like Frozen and American Hustle, as well as smaller cult releases like Monsters on DVD and Scream Factory’s Slumber Party Massacre Blu-ray. They are also giving you the chance to win a Blu-ray copy of Beyond Outrage, in which “Beat” Takeshi plays one of cinema’s most homicidal heroes.

Crank up the noise…if you dare!

 

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It’s been a short time, but still we shouldn’t have left you…without a dope ep. to listen to.

SxSW took its toll, but Brian and Chris are back on the couch to bring you a laundry list of good, bad, and bizarre titles on DVD and Blu-ray.

The Digi-Masters cover the new Hunger Games, Venture Brothers Season 5, and the Oldboy remake just to name a few. They also answer your questions and explain how you could win yourself a Blu-ray copy of 12 Years a Slave. No, you won’t have to kidnap anyone to win, come on now.

Stretch your ears and prepare for the return of that sweet sweet Digital Noise!

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We’re got a rough ride for you this week, Digiphiles, especially if you’re Brian’s voice. Poor guy works so hard for your amusement he’s Tom Waits-ed his voice. But bravely, he gravelly marches on, along with Chris, bringing you the best and worst of the week’s home release titles.

We’ve got rock and roll in Muscle Shoals, we’ll ask ya how ya feel about Nebraska, and the digits on Legit.

Oh, and a giveaway of the week that will make horror fans happy as can be. Don’t miss this week in the Noise Room, and while it’s comparatively of brevity, it’s got twice the levity. Also, rhyming. Check it.

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Ladies and ginger snaps, it’s time for another episode of Digital Noise. So warm up your ear sockets! This week, we cover everything from Thor to Game of Thrones to Adventure Time…as well as titles that DON’T take place in awesome fantasy worlds. We have some Bad Dreams, discuss the reasons you really shouldn’t Beware the Batman, and fall hard for Gravity. On top of all this (is a cheesy pun sauce?), we giveaway not just one Jason Statham action movie, but a whole trio of Jason Statham action movies. The man has an around-the-clock shadow and more muscles than a seafood restaurant menu.

You gotta love it. Lock the doors, get comfortable, and prepare to crank up Da Noise!

Oh lawdy, do we have an awful lot of noise for you this week. A mountain of titles fell on Chris and Brian and they do their best to dig through them, and fortunately for their sanity, come up with some can’t miss entertainment, both stuff you know, and stuff we’re pretty sure you don’t. From Criterion’s release of “Fantastic Mr Fox” to Season 3 of “Sherlock” to the Diamond Edition of “Chicago” we’ve got some amazing big titles for ya. But the real surprise is in some of the lesser known stuff, like the French supernatural drama “The Returners”, the Korean animated film “Aachi and Ssipak”, or the British idyllic apocalypse film (yes, that’s a thing) “How I Live Now”, we’ve got some real gems you’re gonna want to hear about. So what are you still reading this for? Press play already. And get your amazon button clicking finger tensed and ready, ’cause there’s a lot of gold at the end of this rainbow…

Hey there Digiphiles, we’ve got a great show for you this week and BOY do we cover a lot of ground. We do the full gamut of films. Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the pun. And let me apologize in advance for a few of those stinkers that crept their way into our dialogue this week.

But never fear, as you’ll only feel a slight sting that’s covered up by a pleasant dreamy sensation as we deliver the punesthetic of reviews for Million Dollar Baby, Ender’s Game, Dallas Buyers Club, Justice League: War and oh, so many more.

There, aren’t you feeling more relaxed now? I’m going to ask you to count backwards from ten and when you get to one, you’ll be deep in the dreaminess of this week’s episode of Digital Noise.

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You take the good, you take the bad, you take the really bad, you take the really, really bad, and even the OMG WTF bad, and there you have, this 30th episode of Digital Noise.

We do suffer for our art.

That being said, there’s at least enough genuine awesomness to have a pick of the week in Treme: The Complete Series but you know what you love the most: hearing our pain.

Fear not, schadenfriends, as you’ll hear plenty of agony as we discuss Bad Grandpa, Argento’s Dracula 3D, The Fifth Estate, Last Vegas, and more things that never should have made it outside of the concept stage. Or really, any stage ever.

Plus, we’re giving away an autographed copy of Never Sleep Again, one of our coolest giveaways to date!

 

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It’s cold in Austin, like super cold. The kind of cold that requires an actual coat and not just a light jacket.

Despite these hellish conditions (can you tell we’ve been spoiled by living in Texas yet?), Brian and Chris soldier on; making sure to bring you that weekly dose of Digital Noise we know you crave. You do crave it, right? No yeah, you totally do.

This week, the guys irresponsibly set sail with Captain Phillips, pet a few Cat People, say enough about Enough Said, take some time to talk about About Time, and decide it’s in their best interest to Never Sleep Again. They also come up with maybe the worst YouTube show idea of all time (hint, it involves Madame Tussauds), and construct an out-of-this-world Gravity score giveaway.

Baby, it may be cold outside, but you can stay in and stay warm wrapped in the sonorous auditory quilt that is Digital Noise.

 

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1.) Follow @OneOfUsNet on Twitter

2.) Tweet at us with your idea for a Digital Noise tagline. (e.g.