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The Fastlane to the on-ramp to Wrestlemania has come and gone, and both Steve and Jason feel less than whelmed. Will the cruiserweights continue their momentum from their tremendous showing? Can Bayley up her game heading into Wrestlemania? Wouldn't it be better for EVERYONE to have a spear, since it's such a devastating move? Why does Bill Goldberg sweat so much doing so little? The answers to these questions, plus: No one will be cheering Roman at Mania, the refs need to learn how to drive a forklift, and Emma debuts soon!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins are very different Dick Van Dyke movies and Jason knows this now (though he clearly did not just days ago). Steve knows the dangers of hand adjustments and won't speak so flippantly about them. And doctors can be real SOBs. Also, possibly not actual doctors. Also also, yes this used to be Shenanigans Show. Enjoy the new, easier-to-say title!

Randy Orton took some initiative and decided to burn down the whole Wyatt compound, which might actually be a shed? Nikki Bella was a best part of a promo between Cena and The Miz? SmackDown was better than Raw? Fastlane is here again? So many surprising twists and turns on this, the Fastlane to Wrestlemania seasontime!

Do you have a knife and are you available to open anything at any time? Bad news, but nobody needs you as badly as you think! Also, Steve revenge farts, so watch yourself. Also, can cutting the cheese help you take the temperature of a room before diving in? Jason's investigative report, tonight at 9.

We can't get enough pop culture and great mixtures of longform, one-off jokes, and Port Sherry fulfills all of those needs! Also, Existential Comics will make you feel dumb, until the penis jokes kick in and it's all gravy. Finally, Precious Rascals is exactly what it sounds like and you will be so happy it is.

This past week in WWE (which was most definitely NOT the go-home for Fastlane) featured a return to the Kevin Owens of old, and that is a return we can get behind. The Big Show also returned for a great showing against Strowman in the Raw main, plus Naomi broke our hearts when she had to drop the title. So much emotion, and then Brock Lesnar stared into our souls and we're afraid to leave the house. Vroom vroom Fastlane, hurry and get here! (Also, sorry about Jason's sound quality. He has been punished.)

The law of the sky must be obeyed, and when you leave it all on terra firma, you're left to barter with only your wits. And maybe a loved one. And Michael Bolton is back, he's on Netflix, and he's spectacular. Also, what kind of decor should a men's restroom feature? Finally, you wouldn't believe how good a spring is at providing sound effects.

The guys have a couple of unique webcomics, looking at the quirky family journal comic, Messy Cow, and what it would be like to have a cat for a boss with Business Cat. Also, Jason noticed that the voice of Crow T. Robot will be none other than former webcomic jokester (now professional elsewhere jokester) Hampton Yount! Along with Steve, he recounts his past encounters with him and hopes for nothing but the best for he and the rest of the reboot cast.

Your favorite WWE Superstars have some fun weaknesses, and we're exposing them! Also, is the best way to once and for all finish a feud with a Loser Dies Match? Is Dolph Ziggler eternally hairless? And how great was the Festival of Friendship? We've hired a magician and we're here to enjoy it all over again with you, the dear listener!

College was tough, but the guys made it through. Sure, there was some uncomfortableness with drawing and the nudity and all that, but Jason got through. And yeah, it's hard to concentrate on the soldering and engineering and such with a creeping suspicion of bathroom needs, but Steve got through.