What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon! New shirts! Metropolis Coffee, Field Museum, mummies rule, Assassin’s Creed, Egyptian Mythology

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Heels in Heels, is this endangered, failing science, tea vs herbal tea, is coffee tea, buying one of something, gluten-free, Texas toast, ear stretching, rebooting aliens

Support us on Patreon! New shirts! Felix Felicis, scoring a movie, Secrets of the Empire, is Jimi Hendrix American, Beverly

Daylight Savings Time, Heelys, #GottaSoapsFast, Korean socks, It’s Britney Bitch, Paris Hilton, Hotel Putnam, Razzles, The Ocean Deck

Jumbo Shrimp and the CTA, lil psalmies, reverse Hunger Games, eating cat food, Kinder Egg, Survivor season 1

Support us on Patreon! New shirts! Ted Talks, Dilettante Ball drinking game, Dewey Decimal System, spooky books and shows, Creepy Crawlers Show, Disney remakes, 90s goop

Cricket is still wild, getting into soccer, Dark Side of the Rainbow, difficult soy sauce, good states, English is vast, college is dumb

Monster Rancher vs Digimon, darts, old high schools, Hancock Building Tilt, statistical thrills, Florida Lottery, Split or Steal, Shiningtime Station

Tastes great, less filling, Johnny Carson tapes, Star Wars VR, the best Far Side, 7-11 in Orlando in 1987

Poetry, Ernest’s origins, aftershave, Beatlesongs, GBBO, Eurovision, The Office is problematic, Terrace House