What’s crappening in this episode: CORRECTION: Jacksonville is in Duval County, 3 years in Chicago, Pluto, teachers are liars, things must be cheap in Iowa, state symbol draft, starting a zine, free milk, milkshake machine, lunch lady practical jokes, Comic-Con, Star Wars books, shout out to @supergeekmike.

What’s crappening in this episode: CORRECTION: Jacksonville is in Duval County, 3 years in Chicago, Pluto, teachers are liars, things must be cheap in Iowa, state symbol draft, starting a zine, free milk, milkshake machine, lunch lady practical jokes, Comic-Con, Star Wars books, shout out to @supergeekmike.

What’s crappening in this episode: CORRECTION: Jacksonville is in Duval County, 3 years in Chicago, Pluto, teachers are liars, things must be cheap in Iowa, state symbol draft, starting a zine, free milk, milkshake machine, lunch lady practical jokes, Comic-Con, Star Wars books, shout out to @supergeekmike.

What’s crappening in this episode: Most flags are racist, Congressional Wikipedia Edits, Ted Cruz does The Simpsons, Bernie Sanders, Open Carry, military tattoos, Six Flags, making oil, Children of Men, Anthem, Frankenstein, cards and cakes, dildo flag, terminal velocity.

What’s crappening in this episode: Most flags are racist, Congressional Wikipedia Edits, Ted Cruz does The Simpsons, Bernie Sanders, Open Carry, military tattoos, Six Flags, making oil, Children of Men, Anthem, Frankenstein, cards and cakes, dildo flag, terminal velocity.

What’s crappening in this episode: Most flags are racist, Congressional Wikipedia Edits, Ted Cruz does The Simpsons, Bernie Sanders, Open Carry, military tattoos, Six Flags, making oil, Children of Men, Anthem, Frankenstein, cards and cakes, dildo flag, terminal velocity.

What’s crappening in this episode: We aren’t learning anything, Jacksonville is huge, Castillo De San Marcos, Haunted Lighthouse, Halloween Horror Nights, #HalloweenCreep2K15, Publix, shoutout to Sam Kirkland, Anthrax Scare, Satchel’s Pizza, #bingate, Metastasis, remakes of everything.

What’s crappening in this episode: We aren’t learning anything, Jacksonville is huge, Castillo De San Marcos, Haunted Lighthouse, Halloween Horror Nights, #HalloweenCreep2K15, Publix, shoutout to Sam Kirkland, Anthrax Scare, Satchel’s Pizza, #bingate, Metastasis, remakes of everything.

What’s crappening in this episode: We aren’t learning anything, Jacksonville is huge, Castillo De San Marcos, Haunted Lighthouse, Halloween Horror Nights, #HalloweenCreep2K15, Publix, shoutout to Sam Kirkland, Anthrax Scare, Satchel’s Pizza, #bingate, Metastasis, remakes of everything.

What’s crappening in this episode: Thanks to Pony Patrol and Ryan Phillips, Jurassic Park rules Jurassic World drools, shrink-wrapped dinosaurs, Wet ‘n’ Wild is closing, Pure Michigan, mastodons are basically elephants, tornado sirens, Spencer is a recluse, The Sopranos, Netflix for parents, Mantracker, flint and steel fires.