Dimes and Dozens

Mark Cuban and Luka —> Kate x Leo. The Mav’s owner and histrionic land shark has gotta be excited about his star player’s performance recently, and we are too! We’re talking the resurgent Slovenian, the MVP race between Methuselah, thicc joker and Joel, and favorite halftime shows. ‘She Will Be Loved’ is better than Prince’s entire catalogue.

Y’all we just want Bradley to be happy. My man putting up more shots than the Mayo Clinic, get him to the beach! We’re talking the Wizard’s sleeping rabbit in the hat, the Mav’s Kristaps mishaps and our picks for All-Star starters. Who else had Malcolm Brogdon starting? Bingo?

We put out our good china and Febrezed the curtains for our very first guest: sportswriter, tv writer and columnist Dave Schilling! We talk about the unlovable Clips, Collin Sexton’s Nets and getting dumped under fluorescent lights.

He really is just a guy with a face and arms who says words out loud. We talk about his bloodlust, the suddenly turnt Eastern Conference, and Drake’s Retirement. His songs are trap lullabies!

Are you following Trump’s burner account? It’s a riot! We talk about, you know, the insurrection, the NBA’s Covid catastrophe and Steph Curry’s phenomenal flex. Don’t all charge into this episode at once!

Deandre Aint’on the docket! Sorry to this man, but we can’t get excited about the Suns. So this week we’re playing GAMES, baby. Enjoy these rapid fire answers peppered with our usual thirst and sharp takes. Remember when your teacher was hungover and you got to watch Fern Gully on VHS? It’s kinda like that. We are young!

Welcome to season 2, and as such, another year of Clippers roasts. This episode’s title is pulled directly from a Paul George press conference, or might as well be, because it’s absolute nonsense. We make way-too-early projections, talk Playboi Carti’s weekend of L’s and marvel at celebrity baby names. Acid is a hell of a drug!

Sorry for the CAPS, we’re just so excited for the season to start after a full *checks watch* 30 minute offseason. Kyrie casts out the demons, James embraces his and THT makes the case for MVP (🤷🏿‍♂️).

Kyrie, the bitter altruist! Lebron’s tipsy tête-à-tête! The Battle of LA: Second String Showdown! All this and more on this xtra thicc episode 🤠.

Russ and John Wall are that Spider-Man pointing meme come to life. Demar the Chosen gave us the quote of the year, and Dionne went to WarWith all your favorite rappers. Happy holidays!