Dimes and Dozens

LaMelo and Gordon sounds like a buddy cop duo that dies 5 minutes into the movie. Splash brothers they are not! We’re talking the draft, the daft, and Charlotte’s dubious math.

These Rockets are...out of fuel? Russell wants out, James wants out, Daryl is gone, the perennial coulda shoulda woulda is probably over. We speculate, gesticulate and investigate next week’s potential free-agent firestorm, and rediscover our love for Zach Lavine. Surprise!

Just woke up in a cold sweat, shit was crazy. Dreamt Trump was President and we were in the middle of a pandemic and basketball was coming back like 27 minutes after a champion was crowned. Gotta stop eating flamin hots before bed xoxo Enjoy this victory-lap ass episode, we flame the administration, celebrate and talk about James Wiseman for exactly 7 seconds.

Why is there an incest subplot in Back to the Future? I guess why not? We’re talking Daryl Morey as the Sixers newest Fresh Prince, Kendall’s Haunting Halloween and completely avoiding thinking about the election (it’s all we’re thinking about).

We talmbout the Dodgers, wild Lakers rumors and the impossibly sexy and tall DJ Akademiks and his love of Birkin bags.

You sent questions, we received them with love, burned a couple with fire, then produced this episode! Chris Paul to the Lakers? Will we see future episodes of Keeping up with the Clairedashians? Does Tolliver really look like Will.i.am? No! He doesn’t!

2020’s selfish ass finally gave us SOMETHING. Well, it gave Lakers fans something. Our purple and gold kings once again reign supreme thanks to the heroics of Kyle Alexander Kuzma, Dion Waiters and a stray cat that wandered into the arena looking for redemption. We update the G.O.A.T. meter, pay deference to the hard-charging Heat and look into Claire’s scarily-accurate crystal ball.

‘I’m a bucket,’ he yelled into the void, blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of facing a Lebron James-led team in the NBA finals. Listen to us confidently rag on Jimmy and Co., mock the ever mockable Hydroxychloroquine King, and test our BDE meter. And to think this was recorded on the lord’s day!

We all love to see Skip suffer existentially, and the playoffs have been nothing short of a manic episode for the Clippers last, sharp-tongued fan. We roast him, make finals predictions based on matchups and DESIRE, and enjoy the musical stylings of *checks notes Vin Diesel?

Shaken, and also a little stirred! Talmbout the life-changing 5-second earthquake heard round the world aka Atwater Village, our personal NBA awards - Meme Team, anyone? - and the robbery of LeBron James.