Episode 123.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K and many special guests!

This week we have a clips episode (remember when Sitcoms used to do one a season???) The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1!

It’s just like old times as we take a listen to 7 clips from the first 2 season of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast.

1 (0:52) - Flori-DUH - From Episode 1 “Flori-DUH”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Andrew jump right into our 1st Schmuck of the Week in our very 1st episode.

2 (7:17) - Cards Against Humanity - From Episode 7 “Jerking Off Into a Pool of Children’s Tears”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Josh and Junior join us for our inaugural Game Night when we played Cards Against Humanity.

3 (13:43) - Peterbilt - From Episode 10 “Whitney Houston, 5 Years Sober”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Josh and Andrew discuss Andrew’s favorite porn actor from his childhood.

4 (22:58) - Evil Gummy Bears - From Episode 21 “Evil Gummy Bears”
Chris, Yajaira and Lisa check out the reviews of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon.

5 (33:06) - 5 Second Rule - From Episode 34 “#RememberTheDiarrhea”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K, Junior, Jenna and Robert all sit down to play the game 5 Second Rule, and it’s a lot harder than you think!

6 (40:41) - Captain Cookie - From Episode 48.5 “8 Short Stories”
Chris, Special K and Buford sit around the kitchen table and listen to Buford tell us about loosing his virginity.

7 (53:24) - Yajaira’s Birthday Gifts - From Episode 46 “The ClamCast II”
Yajaira, Lisa, Jenna, Edith, Charmaine and Nikki join Yajaira for her birthday gift extravaganza!

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Episode 123 “Bumblef*ck Buddies”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter

This Week’s Dinner: Rosario’s Summit Square Pizza & Wing Bites

Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks.

Yajaira is back this week as we run the gamut of topics like meeting NFL players, online dating tips, toddlers cursing, Waffle House, joggers having all the luck, Flori-DUH, Burger King, chicken tenders, Dieter’s encounter, Chris’s stent, Sounding, and much much more! As always, this is a NSFW episode, and always PYH.

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Episode 122 “That Thing Again”

This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter

This Week’s Dinner: BLT’s

Thanks for checking out another episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. This week it’s just Dieter & Chris as the house renovation drags on, and Yajaira just needed a break. This episode we flew without a kite as we usually do when it’s just 2 of us. We discussed the reason for no podcast last week, Music, The Cloud, Urine, NEPA life, Cop Cars, Tylenol, Bingo, and a lot more quick passing subjects!

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Episode 121 “VH3 - Margarita Rim Job”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Junior, Edith, Dan & Lisa

Thanks for checking out another all new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! This week we fire up Zoom again for our 3rd Virtual Happy Hour or VH3.

There is a vibe of the OG crew on this episode as we welcome back Lisa, Edith, Junior and Dan this week. Another #NSFW episode, if the name didn’t give it away! Topics on our mind this week - Trump could drop out of race, squirrel coverings, Dieter knew a guy, Lisa’s feet, corona updates, $.25 hot dogs, New Mexico, Baby Metal, food delivery, skin, Dan’s ex, and much more!

Enjoy the episode, and if time permits, we’ll do another Virtual Happy Hour towards the end of July!

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Episode 120 “Not Follow the Portuguese (What’s the Worst That Could Happen)”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter

This Week’s Dinner: Rosario’s Summit Square Pizza w/Bacon, Greek Salad, Wing Bites

It’s another all new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! The gang is back together in the studio after a takeout dinner to talk about the week that was, and the very fine people of the USA! This week we discuss having multiple children, the current state of affairs of our nation, Jay Pharaoh, ghosts in our studio? Central Park Karen, officer Karen, Yajaira’s old neighbors, drive thru’s, Saxsquash, the excuses of Trump supporters, accents, weird science, and Dieter’s fake news.

This week’s episode has a special bonus at the end! Our Son Raymond wanted to record a podcast, so we bring you the 1st episode of “Raymond’s Podcast” tucked in at the very end!

Next week’s episode will be another Virtual Happy Hour!

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Dinner with Schmucks - Episode 119.5 “The Schmuck Files Hall of Fame - Class of 2020”

Surprise! Here is a special clips episode with our Schmuck Files Hall of Fame! Sidenote: remember in the 80’s when clips episodes were a staple of TV sitcoms?

Here are our 6 new inductees of the Schmuck Files Hall of Fame for 2020.

Drumroll please….

The Dinner of Schmucks Schmuck Files Hall of Fame 2020 Inductees

Bar Tab - Post Falls, Idaho - Phillip Poisner


Episode 114 “Low & Slow”

Dump Cart - Oakland Park, Florida - 2 Florida Men & Woman


Episode 89 “Can I Borrow Your Wife” with Jo Grotzinger

Burger Slap - Bloomington, Indiana - McDonald’s Employee


Episode 76 “Rice is Rice” with Jess DelRosario

Amish Drunks - North Bloomfield, Ohio - 2 Amish Men


Episode 92 “Eskimo Siblings”

Fast Food Legal - Shamokin, Pennsylvania - William Marshall


Episode 104 “Fast Food Legal”

Anal Slip - Austin, Texas - Warren Chisum


Episode 93 “Don’t Slip in My County” with Dave Tepper

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Episode 119 “Crutches”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter

This Week’s Dinner: Chicken Burrito Bowls/Salads

Thanks for checking out the newest episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We are back as a trio in studio again this week for the 1st time in nearly 3 months! It was good to be reunited, and the energy of the studio fed off of that for this episode.

This week we talk Scandal, O&A Jocktober, outdoor deification, dinner talk, crutches, Life Goes On, 90210, DP, Krispy Kreme, Porcupine Racetrack, Strippers making that ‘Rona $$, #Dotard, Corona cuts, getting laid and having a good time, and so much more! Take a listen, and let us know what you think! Enjoy the episode!

Our 2020 class of Schmuck Files Hall of Fame inductees will be released next week as episode 119.5, which drops on 6/22! Can you guess which schmucks will be part of the 2020 class? Drop us an email or DM and let us know your thoughts for a chance to win a limited edition Dinner with Schmucks Bani Band! www.banibands.com

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Episode 118 “The Raptic”

This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter

Welcome back to a new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! Also, let’s welcome Dieter back to the DWS Podcast Studio for this episode, although Yajaira is not joining us this week, as she is still out of town.

In this weeks episode we talk about Gangs, the Blizzard of ’93, photos, 98.5 KRZ, Wiki-holes, Scott Shannon, Arizona green tea, Sams Club, Seinfeld, Jerry & Ben Stiller, corona photos, video CD’s, bootlegged movies, local cover rules, Dunkin’, sensory overload, Canada, and much more.

We’ll be back for an all new episode next week with Chris, Yajaira, and Dieter!

Our 2020 class of Schmuck Files Hall of Fame inductees will be released in episode 119.5, which will drop on 6/22! Can you guess which schmucks will be part of the 2020 class? Drop us an email or DM and let us know your thoughts!

We certainly miss having guests over to the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast Studio, but we are all doing our part to help flatten the curve and practice Social Distancing. We’ll be continuing weekly Live streamed uncut podcasts on our Facebook page, and will continue to release the polished audio version the following Monday.

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Episode 117 “Virtual Happy Hour II”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Lisa, Dan, Junior, Ashley, Edith, Jamie and Buford

We did it again! We gathered up a handful of our friends, past guests and co-hosts for another Virtual Happy Hour! Lisa returns to the podcast, along with Dan, Junior, Ashley, Jamie and Buford. The Marriott offers poor internet, Ashley continues to hit on Dieter, and vice versa, tuxedo’s north and south of the border, Dieter “invents” a new phrase, Lisa shows off a unique talent, and maybe a new career is in the making? Taints, sex, Next, DNA tests, CBD, Buford’s current fight, and a lot more!

The audio version this week has bonus material versus the video version! You’ll also want to check out the video version to see all the visual cues and gags!

We certainly miss having guests over to the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast Studio, but we are all doing our part to help flatten the curve and practice Social Distancing. We’ll be continuing weekly Live streamed uncut podcasts on our Facebook page, and will continue to release the polished audio version the following Monday.

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Episode 116 “Sandwich Artist”

This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter

This Week’s Dinner: Chris & Yajaira - BLTT’s

Welcome to a brand new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We’re back after taking a week off recording, and we are flying without a kite! This week we treat you to some Gloria Estefan karaoke, a new type of math, the book Talking to Strangers, sandwiches, the accumulation of stuff, house renovations, korean sex dolls, Bar Rescue (again), Dieter’s 1 year Pod-versary, and much more!

We certainly miss having guests over to the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast Studio, but we are all doing our part to help flatten the curve and practice Social Distancing. We’ll be continuing weekly Live streamed uncut podcasts on our Facebook page, and will continue to release the polished audio version the following Monday.

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