Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE!

 

It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run.

 

Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute little weasel and a QVC lady. It's definitely a world building episode and John's character hasn't died yet.

 

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

Hello and welcome back!

 

Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We look forward to releasing some good good new content for y'all, thanks for sticking it out with us.

Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty, it's because it was one take with no script, so I just said things as they occurred to me. Thanks for sticking with us.

New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I don't like doing forest stuff apparently? And I don't mean "Forrest", he's cool.  Anyway, the crew hangs around Creslia, a town with nothing wrong with it, I think? Again, DM here, I don't know anything. Promise. I would say some things come to a crescendo? Or like that part of a roller coaster that goes up. Fun. Everyone get scared. ... *boo*

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some confrontations happened. Hopefully there is no more of that. Hopefully... With "hammer" in hand, a once mentor dead, and two... THREE strange companions, the crew goes off to their next destination. 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does anyone actually read these? Seriously! There's some awesome info here! Like look at all that below! Anyway, it's time for the final battle. After this, Forrest comes back and we continue on with our main campaign, but until then... just like Halo 3, it's time to FINISH THE FIGHT! Well, it hasn't even started so... The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

The travel continues, with one nasty party member down, and adding another party member aboard! However, now we enter the deepest parts of the dungeon. With their mission fulfilled, can the party find their way out? What awaits them further down in this murder dungeon? How many more ridiculous antics can their be? And... a Puzzle? (Oh god, I hope the puzzle is entertaining at least.)The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

This week, we find some friends down in the dungeon, talk about how much stuff smells, maybe summon a demon...? This is a wild romp through the second level of the mad mad dungeon! I mean, SUPER HAPPY FUN MURDER TIME! Also, looks like there is a change in the cast... silly DMCA'sThe Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, and I didn't want that. You know what I do want? And you want to? This episode. It's a bit on the shorter side, but I think it's still full of laughs. If you listen to some of Cody's other shows, you may catch a small goof in here. Tweet at us if you see it! Anyway...The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good, I hope it becomes popular, and I hope you heard it here for the first time! ANYWAY, we are playing a module called... "Yeryls Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon"! It sounds like a great time and we can't wait to have Super, and have that Happy, and definitely some FUN, and last but not least... Mur... der... wait...The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.