Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least... 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of intriguing, and if you do "at" me on Twitter, maybe I send you something? OOOOO, price time! Let's see if anyone actually reads this stuff! Anyway, things get intense this episode, and word of warning, maybe a bit much for those with children... No seriously. Anyway, GO VOTE. (ALSO holy crap this is releasing on HALLOWEEN! We should have PLANNED BETTER!!! SPOOK'EMS!!!)

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going ons on the side. Eveynne got some things with the Man in Black, and apparently a broken deal with a fey creature? Something about a crown everyone wants to steal, and Stu has forsaken the Lord Reginald Fuzzykins. Well, let's see how this all turns out. Also, people, women have the right to their own agency. Do I have to tell you that?Go Vote.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a blank canvas. Flat, without the wrinkles.

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

 

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Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a good time, and lots and lots of Dave Grohl's. Did I spell that right? Seems like the stablemaster is the outlier in all this. And it seems like there's a reason why...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the mysterious village that was once Jyna Junction. They were forewarned about this changed and the subsequent mysteries by a small child. Will the gang just go past? What's with this mysterious village? How many times can the writer of this description type mysterious before spelling it wrong? Find out! Now. No, like right now, download and listen please. Please? Okay coo...

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time! 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discovering whom the killer is in this town of fairy tales. Who killed Humpty Dumpty? Why iis there so much innuendo? Find out where we begin!

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Also, tacked onto this, this is our second time going through this, or rather our "Part TWO" or "Part DUuu" of this when we actually read the rules but give little to no shits about it? 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. 

Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!

Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)

Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony

You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.