Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

The boat fight continues. Tetsu gets into an abusive relationship with his hat. We're sad when more specters appear. We receive a surprisingly relevant email from Reggie Realname.

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @ArcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @MollieMM8 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him, for one last time! We love you Marc!

This may be a boring episode to listen to, depends on the type of person you are. Cody was busy battling some gnomes or something and couldn’t record with us so we found this easy to pick up and play RPG. We’re basically just talking about the game and creating our characters in this one. We hope it’s not too terrible for your ears.

We definitely didn't rip this title off from a different podcast just to put a spin on it. That's not something we would ever consider doing of course. So someone was missing but we like hearing ourselves talk and this epiosde was aggresively born. I can't promise you'll love it but I can promise it'll make you wonder what brought to listen to this in the first place.

 

Things mentioned in this episode: Taylor Swift: look what you made me do. Hollywood Undead: Everywhere I go. Katy Perry: Swish Swish. Fatboy Slim: Weapon of Choice. Pod Save America. R/Neutral Politics.

SO we're all out on this boat, STILL. Tetsu gets hurt then apologized to AND HE STILL PICKS A FIGHT. So here we are in a fight again, be cause of Tetsu, AGAIN. Crystal Light is the pinnacle of Role playing and does nothing wrong, EVER. Also, Ivana's internet sucks. It's definitely not her this time, definitely not.

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Okay, so we're officially on a boat. Ivana makes friends. Forrest figures out his life. John & Mollie do things... I think? Cody decides to be creepy.

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Cody is still making us fight things. He's taking this pretty seriously. What the hell kind of DM is he?! Oh and Ivana STILL doesn't know how to play D & D. 

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

I bet you’re wondering why this episode is being posted later in day.... IT’S BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT! I didn’t fail you guys this week. Well I kind of did because I’m terrible at D & D even after playing it for 3 years straight.

 

Any way.... Ivana teaches the word of the Lefthander, quite literally. Forrest doesn’t remember shit (neither does Ivana), John pulls a John and just gets us into stupid combat and Mollie is too pure for this podcast. Cody somehow avoids a heart attack.

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

Hey guys, Zuko here.

 

Just kidding, it’s me. Your favorite weasel. Yeah, I know it’s me. I didn’t listen to this episode so I don’t know what happens BUT I’m listening to the next episode as I type this so the next episode will have a better description that may or may not spoil this episode. I won’t know if it spoils it because, again, I know fuck all of what happens in this episode.

 

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

 

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him.

We all got together to record. I don't think any of us were late for once so then shit hit the fan. Everything went wrong and we lost Forrest and at the end of it we all just had to laugh about it. We recorded something... Basically we just talked. Check it out if you have nothing better to do.