Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

It has been like DECADES since we recorded. We're a little rusty. Tetsu does some shit, Crystal Light kind of pays attention and the gang attempts to do a whatsmacalls it. Skill assesment or whatever. That actually happened first. I don't know, just listen to the episode. If you want. You don't have to. You're free to do whatever you'd like actually, except certain things. But that's really not us controlling you. That's the government. Don't blame us, we just drink and roll dice.

 

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. 

 

Tell us how much you love us: [email protected] and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

 

 

P.S. We are a part of The Glorious House of S. Go remind them how much you love your hairy weasels @ShouseStudio

Hey guys, guess we're back on our bullshit! After all that has happened, the people we've met, people we've killed, it's finally time to get down to this quest! Why are people dissappearing from Palllet Town and nearby hamlets to the north? What else is going on up there? And what was with that side quest? Best keep listening...Thank you for downloading the Dire Weasels! You can find us on twitter collective @DireWeasels, find our DM Cody @codedude3, Forrest Walker is @walk6070, Ivana Greenleaf is @arcanevice, John is @absurdistkobold, and Mollie is @eskimomo9. If you like what you heard after downloading, head on over to iTunes or your respective podcasting app and give us a rating and review! If you do, send us an email at [email protected] and let us know where to find it so we can read it out on the show! Or if you just want to email us some questions, that would be cool too! If you want to support us monetarily, check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/direweasels! We have tiers where you can affect the world, get some snail mail from us, or just get some bonus content! You can also find our amazing editor, Marc @0dius, that's with a zero not an O. 

We are also part of the S. House Network, a group of podcasts that like to promote one another and work together to be better at what we do! Check them out @SHouseStudio and find some of their videos on youtube.com/SHouseStudio!

Last and final episode of our little side quest adventure! Things get a bit creepy. We figure out what has happened to this small little town... maybe? Thank you for downloading the Dire Weasels! You can find us on twitter collective @DireWeasels, find our DM Cody @codedude3, Forrest Walker is @walk6070, Ivana Greenleaf is @arcanevice, John is @absurdistkobold, and Mollie is @eskimomo9. If you like what you heard after downloading, head on over to iTunes or your respective podcasting app and give us a rating and review! If you do, send us an email at [email protected] and let us know where to find it so we can read it out on the show! Or if you just want to email us some questions, that would be cool too! If you want to support us monetarily, check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/direweasels! We have tiers where you can affect the world, get some snail mail from us, or just get some bonus content! You can also find our amazing editor, Marc @0dius, that's with a zero not an O.

We are also part of the S. House Network, a group of podcasts that like to promote one another and work together to be better at what we do! Check them out @SHouseStudio and find some of their videos on youtube.com/SHouseStudio!

Making my way downtown. 

 

Walking fast. Faces passed.

The adventure continues! (or ends. I'm not sure. I didn't edit this.) 

Don't worry. Forrest will be back next episode...... I think? 

Tweet at us. Email us. Support us on Patreon. Curse us into the next century. Whatever tickles your fancy.

I bet you were hoping we'd continue our actual campaign.... SUCKS FOR YOU, WE'RE STILL SIDE QUESTIN' BITCHES! At this rate we'll be totally lost when we do actually return to our campaign and you'll be yelling at us because we screw everything up. Which at this point is your fault. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR.

 

 

K. Bai.

 

P.S. Blame Forrest.

This is just a sid thing. Not part of anything. We talk, A LOT. You've been warned. Listen at your own risk.

SIIIDIEEEE QUUESTTTTT!!!

 

Forrest is livin' it up in Spain, so here we are. HAVING FUN WITHOUT HIM! Suckerrrr.

 

Any way. We do things. Ivana has a racist accent. Everyone else lets her so they're accomplices. 

 

 

@CodeDude3 just makes shit up as he goes along. @Eskimomo9 drinks her woes away. @AbsurdistKolbold secretly rocks out to Journey. @arcaneVice isn't paying attention whatsoever. 

 

@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. 

 

Tell us how much you love us: [email protected] and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

 

 

P.S. We are a part of The Glorious House of S. Go remind them how much you love your hairy weasels @ShouseStudio

We're still stuck with our super speacial guest star unfortunately amd trying to get through Cody's devious plan. Oh joy.....

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice gets drunk. @AbsurdistKobold has fabulous hair. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. 

 

Tell us how much you love us: [email protected] and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

 

 

P.S. We are a part of The Glorious House of S. Go remind them how much you love your hairy weasels @ShouseStudio

Seriously, thanks for listening y'all!

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of such things. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

 

@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. 

 

Tell us how much you love us: [email protected] and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

 

 

P.S. We are a part of The Glorious House of S. Go remind them how much you love your hairy weasels @ShouseStudio

So these chucklefucks just hop onto a boat, all willy nilly, with some stranger! Then little Oompa Loompa dudes are a thing in this world. THEN weird stuff happens. What stuff you ask? WELL LISTEN TO THE EPISODE AND YOU'LL FIND OUT!

 

 

 

@CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of such things. @Eskimomo9 silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. @Walk6070 jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.

 

@0dius does the best he can with the ridiculous shit we give him. 

 

Tell us how much you love us: [email protected] and stop being stingy with your stars and load us up with 5 on iTunes.

 

 

P.S. We are a part of The Glorious House of S. Go remind them how much you love your hairy weasels @ShouseStudio