We put some rails on this episode JUST SO WE COULD GET OFF THEM.

Important questions:

What do we do about sexist bone experts?

What's happening in 2D animated TV?

What makes a good ad?

Keep an ear out for Tony revealing a dark movie-based secret and Andy not understanding why nobody's talking about this Earhart business.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.

Let's get down to business. We all know Mulan saves China, but can she save China...TWICE!? Stay tuned.

Important questions:

What was Mushu's childhood like?

Will we be hunted down for exposing the conspiracy off Disney storytelling?

Why is Shang so useless when fully clothed?

Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy both trying to talk about foot binding at the same time, which was honestly not a creative direction we thought this podcast was heading toward.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.

Five minutes of people yelling about bad movies. What more could you want?

Music used is More on that Later and As I Was Saying, both from Lee Rosevere's Music For Podcasts 4.

You should probably skip this one if you still haven't seen Black Panther. And probably Thor: Ragnarok.

Important Questions:

Is W'Kabi T'Challa's best friend?

What makes Killmonger a good villain?

What's it like watching a Marvel movie with good female characters?

Keep an ear out for Andy challenging the Internet to fight him and Tony making a joke he knows won't work.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.

All right, pardners. YEAH, I SAID IT. Time to hop a train and start a new life in the old west! Are you ready for action? Music? John Cleese? I know I am!

Inportent questions:

What is An American Tale's weird race problem?

What is Fievel Goes West's much more commonplace race problem?

Who are the real criminals of early America?

Keep an ear out for Andy trying to start a people's revolution and Tony getting distracted by the Statue of Liberty.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.

A late episode! Proving that we are, in fact, still alive. You can't take us down that easy, Douglas.

Important questions:

What is difficult about being a creator?

Is it hard to talk about nothing?

What is a pierogi?

Keep an ear out for Andy's Subtle through-line of rage and Tony's opinions on fanfiction.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.

That's right, we took down a trilogy this week! THREE MOVIES. ONE OF THEM WAS GOOD. IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK.

Important questions:

What is the canonical timeline for Disney's Cinderella trilogy?

Should Cinderella be a bit more of a bitch?

Does the Fairy Godmother exist out of time?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony's big pitch for Cinderella 4: Army of Two.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.

Everybody loves love, right? You all love to love love, which is good because we really get into talking about various types of awkward crushing situations and romantic comedy anime.

Important questions:

What should you do when you have a crush on a friend?

What separates a good romantic anime from a bad one?

What's most important in a girl (who's trying to save you from a fire)?

Keep an ear out for Andy spilling possibly friendship-ruining secrets and Tony getting really mad about Romeo and Juliet.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase.

Important questions:

Are the opening lines of "Circle of Life" in Swahili?

(They are not. They're in Zulu. Don't @ us.)

What makes a good fart joke?

Can Rafiki teleport?

Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about Fiddler on the Roof while Andy continues to push the "season 2" thing.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.

In our first recording of 2018 we talk about all of the things we're happy about from last year. It was a bit of an uphill battle.

Important questions:

Did we spend our New Year's Days wrong?

What do we want out of the next year?

How do we become better artists?

Keep an ear out for both Andy and Tony talking about their disgusting bodies.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on the Internet!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events

You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.