If Abraham Lincoln was into fisting and midgets, what would a memorable night of fucking look like? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox dive in to his sordid early years and share the sexy and disturbing secrets.

You're fisting a woman. Your hand is deep in there when suddenly her pussy clamps down and won't let go. What do the next 24 hours look like? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox discuss.

You have to use a box cutter to cut off a man's dick or balls. Which do you choose and why? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox discuss.

It's the end of the longest day ever and once you're finally settled in bed, you rip a suspicious fart. On a 1-100% scale, how sure do you have to be that you pooped the bed to get up and do a serious check?

Max Mooseman and Riley Byrd talk about horny things. This week it's a stinker.

Max Mooseman and Riley Byrd talk about horny things. This week, Ryan long's secret fantasy, and Riley's obsession with musicians.

Riley crosses a line, and details what Johnny Sins and Paris should have in common.

Max Mooseman and Riley Byrd talk about horny things. This week, Max and Riley pontificate on how Tim Dillon gets down.

Max Mooseman and Riley Byrd talk about horny things. This week, we learn the new depths of Riley's depravity, as a life-changing amount of money involves a terrible choice.

Max Mooseman and Riley Byrd talk about horny things. This week irregular cereal bowls, Riley's bonus episode project, and a curious math problem.