Dirty Girl

Our friend Pseudonymph is back for a bonus! She shares a thing or two she has learned from her exploits, including the difference between having an orgasm and cumming. Get down with your messy, awesome self!

In this week’s bonus episode of Dirty Girl, we hear from Heather’s good buddy Rachel. Apparently, society has their own silly little standard of what our bodies should look like! As she will tell you, she has been dealing with the Weight Loss Crazy for some time. And yes, there IS a way to deal with it, once and for all.

In our Season One finale, we hear from a badass Dirty Girl. She opens up about her experience as a sugar baby, what she enjoyed about it, and her reflections on why she made the choices she did. We get into a couple of fetishes and some BDSM. Plus, we hear some interesting stories from her roster of casual sex that she kept once upon a time.

We are doing things a little differently this week. Heather has these couple of guys who basically live in her cupboard, so she decided to sit them down and test their knowledge of menstrual products. And the results may shock you! Or they may not. Spoiler alert: the guys were not that knowledgeable on the subject! After that, Heather spoke to Andrea to get the real skinny on what using a Diva Cup is like. Let the showdown begin!

This week it’s Dirty Girl: SoCal Style! The club scene, the entertainment industry, the palm trees. How many places have you puked in WeHo? Do you do the blow job joke at the top of your stand-up set, or close with it? What’s the stupidest bs you have seen on Tinder? We share some bizarre occurrences from the LA dating scene, and the weird questions they made us ask. With a dirty girl in a Hollywood bungalow, it’s California love bae-bee!!!

What happens to your nipples when you’re pregnant? Are you more likely to get constipated while pregnant? Where can I get an epidural right now? And what’s it like when the body inside of your body has bodily functions of their own? We talk to two ladies about their experience of havin’ a beh-beh, and ask them to describe in graphic detail. There is no such thing as TMI on this show! Also, everybody shits while giving birth. It’s just a thing.

Breast and bra expert Elisabeth Dale teaches us about boobies! What we know (and don’t know) about boobs. What is it like to have a heavy lactation flow? How does it feel to get topless with a bunch of strangers? Plus, host Heather Ann Gottlieb’s piece on nipple hairs.

Let’s talk about masturbation! Because...it’s masturbation. This week, we come to terms with cumming. How do you like to do it? What do you like to think about? And how has the stigma around female masturbation affected you? So let’s get to gettin’ off! And remember, always wash your hands before engaging in self-inflicted pleasure.

Dick pics, spank banks, micro-penises, oh my! This week, women dish on the D. Does anyone actually like dick pics? Have you ever gotten semen in a strange place? Also, it’s time we cancel men who don’t go down on women. Thanks to Kelly & Amber for discussing the peen!

Performer Martha Marion, master practitioner of bulimia herself, shares her spoken-word piece all about her experience with eating disorders. She gets down and dirty in all the nitty gritty. For example, some foods are more conducive to your bulimic habits than others. There are rules here people!