Albert Pujols’ new contract is $2.5 million, does that mean he still has to show up wearing a ski mask?

Spike don’t play with girls, or the annexation of Puerto Rico.

Antonio Brown confuses Mr. Worldwide with Average Joe.

Speaking of AB, who would you like to slap the most?

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- Kenny Pickett’s hand grew an eighth of an inch, I guess that penis pump the Eagles sent him is paying off. 

- Can’t blame Urban Meyer for not knowing who Jamal Adams is since he’s played like a 7th round draft pick.  

- Davante Adams gets traded to the Raiders, but the Packers offense improves. 

- Recap of the first two founds of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.

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- We break down the NFL free agent signings 

- Do the Jaguars know everyone is laughing at them, they signed the wrong Kirk. They should’ve signed Kirk Herbstreit

- 2022 NCAA Basketball Tournament Preview

- Deion Sanders has had the longest case of turf toe ever, so they just chopped it off. 

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- Joe West retiring alleviated the need for Robo Umps.

- Rob Manfred doesn’t know who Mike Trout is, but somehow with the help of the JVWaterboys they ironed out a deal. 

- Ben Simmons return to Philly montage will be two minutes of him passing up a game winning shot.

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- MLB is so out of touch, we’re surprised they didn’t announce international games in Russia today

- The Rock and Vin Diesel hate each other just as much as the MLB Players and Owners

-Listen live as the JVWaterboys make offers to the Packers front office for Aaron Rodgers

- Add Kyler Murray to the list of mediocre quarterbacks demanding new contracts

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We thought the Cowboys Voyeurism scandal was just watching other teams win and be successful.

NFL basically throws a penny into a fountain when they hire a new referee.

We like Steph Curry.

Phil Mickelson says that Saudi Arabia isn’t great with human rights, but have you SEEN some of the stuff that the PGA Tour is doing.

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Ben Simmons doesn’t realize being a choke artist isn’t a mental illness.  

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How do you become a Ski Jumper? We don’t even like skipping the last step going to the basement!

What if Bruce Arians introduces Brady for his HOF speech instead of Belichick?

This just in, the NFL is eliminating special teams, so the Packers will be in Super Bowl 2023.

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If Kenny Pickett has small hands, why doesn’t he just throw left handed?

OBJ's dad might just get the NFL Executive of the year award.

To the Saints surprise, Kevin James turned down the opportunity to replace Sean Peyton.

Cincinnati parents will be watching Price is Right the Monday after the Super Bowl.

Baseball writers are softer than Ben Simmons.

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Mike Vrabel isn’t an offensive guy, but he has caught a lot of touchdowns.

When Shawn Hochuli threw the flag on Tom Brady he said 'that’s for my old man'.

When you call out two days in a row after a football game, no wonder people text asking if you’re ok. 

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