TTPD (dirty martini's version)

in this episode the poet is inviting you to reflect on what it means to be an adult in a senseless passage of time. in a space where those who were once kids are now grown, she battles with grasping the reality of age and life priorities. the pupil proceeds to linger in front of the door of 'the tortured poets department' which she opens after deciding to leave self-inflicted hatred behind and tune her heart to the warmth of enjoyment. finally, after a celebration of a recent feat, she remains hopeful for what is yet to come.

with gratitude and love,

the chairman of the tortured pupils department

in this episode i tell you about my worst travel experience which set the tone for the rest of my travelling. frostbite, bananas, rats, and parking lots. i am definitely cursed and it is only my grandpa's prayers that can save me.

ps. brb, about to go write a thesis in one week.

yap. yap. yap. telling you about my reverse-karen experience and my unhealthy obsession with being productive. shout out capitalism.

i reserve the right to change my opinion about everything and anything i say.

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hi, guys! this is a birthday episode!

i share with you the four most important life lessons i learned in my 21 years. these are ideas which i struggled a lot to grasp but once i came to terms with, they changed my life. they are my current mantras and driving forces. don't judge me if i unlearn them all, lol.

i hope you find them interesting and/or helpful!

here's to being 22 (dirty martini's version)!

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buckle up because i am about to give you all the (un)necessary details to my 3-day love on tour experience. from learning how to crochet to make my own merch, camping outside the arena, being stranded in amsterdam, and sleeping at the airport to eating in a hostel toilet, having a mind-bending realisation, dancing with strangers, and having the worst bus ride of my life. to mr. harry styles, sir, what a performer, what an artist you are!

p.s. as per usual - i reserve my right to change my opinion.

i couldn't parallel park my car soooo brb about to go cry at a bench in my sweatpants while listening to billie eilish and finneas

hi! welcome to dirty martini!

i have no idea what i'm doing, lol. but as the currently unemployed friend, i feel like it's my duty to be delulu and create a podcast.

in this first episode i tell you why i decided to create this space and what it means to me. i hope you enjoy it!