this episode in a nutshell? CHAOS. from start to finish. absolute chaos. from snow storms and tangerines to short n sweet and outer banks. buckle up because the single brain cell i have is making a really proud and loud debut.

oh boy, do we have a lot on our plates today (not walnuts, of course, unless in baklava!). let me walk you through a couple of things that single-handedly changed my life for the better, for good: from going to the turkish store and finding a proper block of feta cheese (iykyk), through recognizing that overwhelmingness and gratitude can coexist, to realizing how to do empathy correctly. who would have thought that empathy shouldn't be synonymous with self-sacrifice and enabling something that does not fit your lifestyle or beliefs?! definitely not me! so, you don't need to be the real slim shady to PLEASE STAND UP!

MY BODY, MY CHOICE

a stuffy nose and 7 layers of clothing under a duvet - that's what i will embody for the next 3 months.

nobody has made me feel as dismissed and as dismissible as my landlords have! even scrooge envies their greediness... but that's what i get for playing with dolls in 2008 and not buying property for a nickel. so see you in court!

because when i said i love mickey mouse this is not what i meant! and when i said i love frozen this is not what i meant! so can we please give them back to disney?

SOMEBODY CALL HR IMMEDIATELY!

in this episode i decide to open up about my experiences with rude customers. from weirdness through harassment to xenophobia, i've seen a lot. and i am definitely not getting paid enough to deal with all of this!

so can you not? pretty please, with a cherry on top? and the audacity to not tip me after what you put me through!

just be kind and i promise not to spit in your food

academic pressure and the weight of exams. we have all been there. but how does this manifest outside of school? how are your self-worth and self-perception affected by all of this? and how do we make sense of failure? and what is more - is there such a thing as failure? are we and our projects worthwhile only when "successful"? listen to this yap session to hear my two cents that nobody asked for

exhaustion, burnout, and anger. we cover it all. in this episode let's talk about how the devil couldn't reach me personally so he created uni group projects as a form of punishment. but more importantly, let's talk about the importance of sharing and speaking up when it comes to our mental health.

if you or someone else is struggling, please don't hesitate to reach out to someone you trust. i promise you there are people who care about you and want you to be happy. it may seem hard and pointless, but i promise you there is a reason you are here and even if you sometimes don't know what it is, it is still worth fighting for.

sending you lots of support, hugs, and a shoulder to cry on.

hello everyone! join me in this episode where we talk about money, only fans, and sugar daddies. let's dive deep into the system of double standards that i have established and how it affects my sense of accomplishment and pride

welcome to dirty maritni's dirty thirty! what a privilege and excitement it is to have already created 30 episodes! i wanted this episode to be as special as possible which is why i am sabrina carpenting it all by talking nonesense. let me tell you about how i was attacked by a pigeon in my own home and had to deal with a cat intruder. i am on the verge of declaring a war to my neighbors. long live hanger and wingless birds flying.

spend some time with me talking about time! i share with you my theory on why time passes differently at different stages of our lives. i reflect on how covid took away two years of my life and since then i have been trying to catch up. what do you mean i am no longer "young and sweet, only 17"?! how???