Michelle and Martha answer e-mails that sound authentic but how will you ever know for sure? Also, they would like you to know that it never hurts to end on a compliment.

In this episode, Michelle & Martha get a visit from the Ghost of Backhanded Compliments Past, talk about Al Franken, Demi Moore, sexual harassment, and slaughter houses. What a fun romp!

For those who would accuse us of sending ourselves compliment-filled e-mails using fake accounts: good luck trying to prove that.

Shaken by this weekend’s domestic terrorist attacks in El Paso and Dayton, Michelle thinks we should get rid of everybody and start with new people and Martha wishes she were a possum.

This week, Michelle and Martha are both hanging on by a thread.

This week's episode doesn't have a description because Martha was supposed to write it and she's not answering Michelle's texts and it's very late on the east coast so Michelle wrote the description, the one you are reading, and then went to bed.

In this week’s episode, Michelle and Martha take a stroll down memory lane and discuss the cunts of yesteryear.

In this week’s episode, Michelle and Martha celebrate lawlessness in general and stealing in particular.

This week, Michelle and Martha throw comedy out the window and viciously take down white women, support groups, interpretive dance, and the people who turned their backs on humanity’s greatest ally: Godzilla.

Martha tries a few pre-planned bits that flop and Michelle plunges ahead. Transformation Situation is outlined and sort of begun. If you had to pick just one episode to never listen to, this might be the one.