Discussing Nothing

Liam, Ross and Kelvin dive back into their childhoods to rank their Top 5 Video Games… even though Ross and Kelvin’s childhoods definitely happened sometime around the Industrial Revolution. From CoD4 and LEGO Star Wars to EyeToy and Pro Evo, this episode is pure nostalgia, pure chaos, and pure proof that everyone’s gaming upbringing was wildly different. Liam brings the modern classics, Ross brings the PS2 fever dreams, and Kelvin brings “Destroy All Humans” energy that suddenly makes a lot of sense.

Are you an empath… or an empire?

Ross, Kelvin, and Jordan dive into their Top 5 Apps, and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. From the essential Clock app (which you apparently can delete??) to the legendary iBeer and the “totally professional” LinkedIn

The lads debate which apps truly deserve a spot on your home screen.

What’s the worst thing beginning with “E”? Kelvin goes for embarrassment (which hits especially hard when you think as highly of yourself as he does), while Ben argues for earworms, those torturous little songs that won’t leave your head. Along the way, Ross even chips in with a few embarrassing stories of his own. Cringe, laughs, and a lot of questionable singing, welcome to another episode of Discussing Nothing.

What are the top 5 animals that capture your heart or make you laugh? Emma, Ross, and Aalyn debate their favourites, from pallas cats and quokkas to stingrays and stoner koalas. Expect some surprises, some cute chaos, and maybe a debate over which animals deserve ultimate bragging rights.

Ever wondered which sounds make life surprisingly satisfying or just plain weird? Alex, Ross, and Aalyn share their top 5 sounds, from crackling fires and the perfect golf drive to the click of office mice and even popping your cheek. Some are relaxing, some are oddly specific, and a few might make you cringe (in a good way).

Krusty Krab or kettle? Jordan and Alex go head-to-head in a battle of the best things starting with K. Jordan’s devotion to the Krusty Krab leads to a grilling about his trip to try the legendary Krabby Patty, while Alex defends his humble kettle. Fun, chaotic, and slightly random, just the way we like it.

In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Ross, Jordan, and Ben dive headfirst into a surprisingly heated debate: the Top 5 buttons to press. From high-stakes machinery to nostalgic tech and oddly satisfying bus stops, the lads each bring their own chaotic energy to the table.

Jordan's list takes us on a journey that includes the elegance of the car start/stop button, the underrated brilliance of the B/O button on a controller, and the oddly compelling stop button on a bus. 

Meanwhile, Ben stays loyal to tactile satisfaction: cassette player buttons, microwave beeps, camera shutters, and the R3 click on a PlayStation controller. Oh, and a literal kill switch on industrial machinery because nothing says "satisfying press" like immediate danger.

Tune in for a ridiculous, nostalgic, and unnecessarily passionate discussion about buttons.

What's the GOAT of breakfast cereals? Emma, Ross and Aalyn dig deep into sugary nostalgia and soggy disappointment. Ross hates a cereal that can’t hold its structure. Emma is ride-or-die for anything with coco in the name. And Aalyn… has never seen the Honey Monster. Is your fave on the list?

What’s the best thing beginning with the letter J? Kelvin and Liam go head-to-head in a fierce debate: Jigglypuff vs John Cena. One can sing opponents to sleep. The other can’t be seen. Ross ends up getting Jigglypuffed. Pokemon is art. John Cena is... well, John Cena.

Is free solo climbing harder than golf?

Ben (a climber) says yes. Ross and Kelvin say absolutely not. Sure, if you fall off a cliff you die. But in golf, you battle wind, grass, and existential dread. One bad bounce and it’s over. Welcome to the weirdest sports debate you didn’t know you needed.