Disney on the Rocks

Disney on the Rocks

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  • Episode 5 - Pinocchio (1940)

    This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink a lot of Italian wine and Italian beer to dive headfirst with perfect form into Disney's second full-length Animated Motion Picture... Pinocchio. You can tell we're feeling pretty good halfway through. This movie has EVERYTHING: Puppets, a hobo cricket, a fox wearing a suit, a fairy, a loud Italian guy named Stromboli, Monstro the Whale, beer, cigars, musical numbers, donkey people, and an old man who sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow. It's AWESOME.

    Some of the things we talk about include:

    1. Zoobilee Zoo
    2. The concept of Wish Law
    3. Bad Parenting
    4. Live Action Pinocchio movies
    5. How insanely talented Stromboli is
    6. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 19 min
    7. Episode 4 - Hercules (1997)

      This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink a lot of Greek wine and American beer to eviscerate 1997's Hercules... a mixed bag of sex jokes, average-at-best songs, and weirdly drawn characters.

      Some of the things we talk about include:

      1. Is Phil a sex predator? Yes. Yes he is.
    8. Why the animators decided to draw everything so poorly
    9. Which superhero movies did Hercules steal from?
    10. Was Zeus a deadbeat dad?
    11. Reasons why you should not like the movie anymore if you already do
    12. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 14 min
    13. Episode 3 - Moana (2016)

      This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink tropical drinks and discuss 2016's Moana... a universally loved musical that Jeff's son and Eric's daughter can't get enough of.

      Some of the things we talk about include:

      1. Is Maui the greatest sidekick ever?
    14. Jeff's theory that Hei Hei is wayyy more than a stupid chicken
    15. Jeff's other theory about Moana and her ability to accomplish anything
    16. Who are the Top 10 Disney sidekicks EVER?
    17. Eric constantly professes his undying love for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
    18. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 15 min
    19. Episode 2 - Peter Pan (1953)

      This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink Bulleit Rye Whiskey and discuss 1953's Peter Pan... a movie that is fondly remembered, but insanely offensive

      Some of the things we talk about include:

      1. Peter Pan's voice actor being the first tragic child star
    20. Tinkerbell being the WORST
    21. Everyone being racist
    22. Is Wendy actually Peter Pan?
    23. Could you make Peter Pan in 2020?
    24. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 2 min
    25. Episode 1 - The Lion King (1994)

      This week, in their debut episode, Eric and Jeff drink bourbon and cover the 1994 Disney classic The Lion King!

      Some of the topics tackled include:

      • Timon and Pumbaa were NOT good friends to Simba
    26. Scar was totally a James Bond villain
    27. Jonathan Taylor Thomas was that dude
    28. How Nala's "F me" eyes are burned in our brains forever
    29. WE NEED A NAME! Choices are: Dads on Disney, Disney Under the Influence, or Disney on the Rocks!
    30. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 17 min

    About Disney on the Rocks

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    Eric and Jeff are two dads who enjoy getting drunk and breaking down Disney movies. With Disney+ providing endless access to the Disney Vault, these two long-time buddies have all the material they…