This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink a lot of Italian wine and Italian beer to dive headfirst with perfect form into Disney's second full-length Animated Motion Picture... Pinocchio. You can tell we're feeling pretty good halfway through. This movie has EVERYTHING: Puppets, a hobo cricket, a fox wearing a suit, a fairy, a loud Italian guy named Stromboli, Monstro the Whale, beer, cigars, musical numbers, donkey people, and an old man who sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow. It's AWESOME.

Some of the things we talk about include:

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This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink a lot of Greek wine and American beer to eviscerate 1997's Hercules... a mixed bag of sex jokes, average-at-best songs, and weirdly drawn characters.

Some of the things we talk about include:

1. Is Phil a sex predator? Yes. Yes he is.

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This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink tropical drinks and discuss 2016's Moana... a universally loved musical that Jeff's son and Eric's daughter can't get enough of.

Some of the things we talk about include:

1. Is Maui the greatest sidekick ever?

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This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink Bulleit Rye Whiskey and discuss 1953's Peter Pan... a movie that is fondly remembered, but insanely offensive

Some of the things we talk about include:

1. Peter Pan's voice actor being the first tragic child star

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This week, in their debut episode, Eric and Jeff drink bourbon and cover the 1994 Disney classic The Lion King!

Some of the topics tackled include:

• Timon and Pumbaa were NOT good friends to Simba

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