Distilled Magic: The Iron Earth

We do the final episode, a soft RPG session. What major happenings happen tot he characters right before they actually start the campaign! There is shenagans afoot.

The players

Bolag played by The Evil Scotsman

Cinnamon by Indy

Faine by Matt

Kingsley by Mikey

Rokian by Will @Radiofreewill on tiktok and everywhere.

Thexikas aka Tex by Chris

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My Name is Bill and I am a Certified SB and a Bonified DM and you can't teach that.

This is our character creation! The Prolog is done so we are getting ready for multi-session character creation.

This week we are taking some aspects of the game Monster of the Week to combined backstory... and how everything becomes cohesive. Next week will be the "Last 24 hours" and their mission, which based on this information has changed a little bit because what in the world did the players wind up doing.

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Oh You Didn't know?

Well your butt better download this podcast!

This is our character creation! The Prolog is done so we are getting ready for multi-session character creation.

Find out what Chris, Matt, Mikey, Scotsman, Will, and our new cast member Indy will be playing. The group will be giving a deep dive into the Iron Earth prison realm.

This week character creation for dice rolls. Next week background and links, as the Platinum Empire is making sure they worked together or have ties together before sending them down.

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The Party has their final boss battle in what turns out to be the end of the Prologue of Distilled Magic. Starting in January we will be making new characters for you to meet as everyone gets shoved into The Iron Earth.

Unfortunately, Rhoni had to step down and we hope to have a new cast member for her replacement.

Happy New Year and we will see you in January!

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There have been 0 consecutive podcasts where Cin doesn't roll an Nat 1.

The party has avoided pitfalls (literal) and traps to get to the BOSS BATTLE!

Also hint: This podcast is like a Marvel Movie.

Cast of Characters:

The sbDM Bill @distilled_magic on twitter tiktok: @reminderdaddy

Cin the Brass Dragon Dragonborn Fighter

Grillon The Kobold Ranger

Quintus the Sorlock (Sorcerer Warlock) tiktok: @popculturegeek on tiktok

Rhoni the Tiefling Life Cleric tiktok: @terriblegamermom on tiktok

Skoor the Dragonborn Rogue: @EvilScotsman6

Vonrick the Dwarven Bard everywhere @radiofreewill

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There have been 1 consecutive podcasts where Cin doesn't roll an Nat 1.

Kraken Dice Giveaway this episode! See @terriblegamermom on tiktok #distilledmagicpodcast for more details! We are still giving them away you get more details on Tiktok for extra entries...

Narbu is missing! Grillon went looking for him! Our Adventurers let the Kobold advance party advance while they work with two other adventurers, the Dragonborn Gentledragon Green Dragon Skoor and Olaf the Ranger. They go down to the next level where they lick walls and find babies (one group much to Vonrik's dismay). Did they find the fate of Narbu? Where's Grillion? And can you waterboard a sword?

All that and more on Distilled Magic!

Doc aka Narbu had to leave our party for the forseeable future and Grillon had to suffer watching the Eagles lose to the Seahawks, so Evil Scotsman is joining our cast to replace Narbu and Alexander Clambell is guest NPCing.

Also hint: This podcast is like a Marvel Movie.

Cast of Characters:

The sbDM Bill @distilled_magic on twitter tiktok: @reminderdaddy

Cin the Brass Dragon Dragonborn Fighter

Grillon The Kobold Ranger

Quintus the Sorlock (Sorcerer Warlock) tiktok: @popculturegeek on tiktok

Rhoni the Tiefling Life Cleric tiktok: @terriblegamermom on tiktok

Skoor the Dragonborn Rogue: @EvilScotsman6

Vonrick the Dwarven Bard everywhere @radiofreewill

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There have been 0 consecutive podcasts where Cin doesn't roll an Nat 1.

Kraken Dice Giveaway this episode! See @terriblegamermom on tiktok #distilledmagicpodcast for more details! THIS IS THE EPISODE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT.

We bring the power of positivity when we aren't rolling Nat 1's ... we briefly talk about wrestling and the New Day before our adventurers go through more of the first level of the dungeon where Quintus finally gives more details about his family, they meet what might be the big bad like many action heros, have to deal with explosions, and yes, it's all the Kobold's fault.

Also hint: This podcast is like a Marvel Movie.

Cast of Characters:

The sbDM Bill @distilled_magic on twitter tiktok: @reminderdaddy

Cin the Brass Dragon Dragonborn Fighter

Grillon The Kobold Ranger

Narbu the The Kobold Arcane Trickster

Quintus the Sorlock (Sorcerer Warlock) tiktok: @popculturegeek

Rhoni the Tiefling Life Cleric tiktok: @terriblegamermom

Vonrick the Dwarven Bard everywhere @radiofreewill

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Grillion has found his pants as the party springs a Halfing from justice (played by Evil Scotsman The Narrator @EvilScotsman6) while Narbu scouted ahead. They dive into the depths fo Quintus's family dungeon where he has to repeatedly go "But I don't remember this!"

Cin fire their D20 to Jupiter because it failed yet again.

Cast of Characters:

The sbDM Bill

Cin the Brass Dragon Dragonborn Fighter

Grillon The Kobold Ranger

Narbu the The Kobold Arcane Trickster

Quintus the Sorlock (Sorcerer Warlock)

Rhoni the Tiefling Life Cleric

Vonrick the Dwarven Bard

Special Gest, Roslov the Halfling Rogue.

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Our Merry Band of Adventures debate their next move while Grillion is out looking for his pants. Special Guest Tim playing Rimgar the Dwarven Ranged Fighter (who doesn't arch at all in this episode) in this episode as Quintus somehow talks the party to going back to his house to try to save his sister... oh boy. We also had our first few Critical Failures as one of our party members tries to find appropriate dice so they can succeed in a roll...to catastrophic results.

Bill should have a new mic (excuse the highs and lows) next week.

This is the story that Bill got sbDM from

Cast of Characters:

The sbDM Bill

Cin the Brass Dragon Dragonborn Fighter

Grillon The Kobold Ranger

Narbu the The Kobold Arcane Trickster

Quintus the Sorlock (Sorcerer Warlock)

Rhoni the Tiefling Life Cleric

Vonrick the Dwarven Bard

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Our Merry Band of adventurers arrive at Quintus's house where they find out right away that the welcome isn't going to be a warm one. Mysteries are afoot as they meet Uncle Leeroy in the basement and discuss the finer dwarven and elvish delicacies. The Kobolds are Kobolds and the LIzard is Statuesque. Will Vonrik continue to deal with this shit or will Rhoni just laugh herself into heart failure, we'll find out if the sbDM kills the party in this episode.

This is the story that Bill got sbDM from

Cast of Characters:

The sbDM Bill

Cin the Brass Dragon Dragonborn Fighter

Grillon The Kobold Ranger

Narbu the The Kobold Arcane Trickster

Quintus the Sorlock (Sorcerer Warlock)

Rhoni the Tiefling Life Cleric

Vonrick the Dwarven Bard

Visit us on twitter @distilled_magic (yes Bill messed up saying it 3 times). 

Facebook we are at www.facebook.com/distilledmagic

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