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Fat Shaming may be harsh, but it works! Also, old celebrities owned their fatness. Let’s bring that mentality back!

I play audio from an anal sex oopsy

A woman being harassed at Target films and chases her pervert!

Showdown at the Del Taco!

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

Starbucks is skimming it’s customers precious ounces

A mother went to a sex offender tattoo artist to ink up her children

One news reporter cracks open the case of the non-working metal detectors. Or does she?

Other Things:

Instead of chunklets we should be calling mini shows (chicken) nugggets.

DankTim’s sisiter DankTiffany calls in!

Another depressed listener threatens suicide. I’m going to lose ALL OF YOU

Top Of The Show:

It’s the last day to nominate DV for the Podcast Awards! Take a second and help Timmyboo out!

Our voicemail line has been saved!

Pastor Manning is again losing his mind (as he prepares to lose his church)

A couple of tunes from (SUPER) LINDEMANN, including a dancy little diddy called Praise Abort

A stream gets punked.

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

Satanists want to distance themselves from Ted Cruz. Also: Lucifer2016.com

Ex-Subway spokesman / current pedophile Jared Fogle wants to get out of prison. At the very least he’d like some nude pix.

Spider bites to the Dick

Other Things:

A fight over a call-in name is brewing

Tard karaoke is spreading

A listener suggested we hook The Church of Gail with T-Chase to make those Nukkake CLOODS disappear

From Bad Dragone dildos to Coffee commercials

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I introduce you to the fagmaster! For $5,000, he’ll personally verbally abuse you! Bonus: achievable badges!

What happens when a woman wants sex from a guy who isn’t in the mood

A speedrunner loses his mind

What does a crackhead who thinks his dick is on fire sound like?

Audio from Puke Fest 2009

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

Getting an abortion is like trading in your shitty car. Kind of?

Fired for saying “Vagina”

A homeless man in Florida did some weird shit. What’s the opposite of SHOCKING NEWS?

Other Things:

A listener wants a Jason update. He’s a dog catcher now or something

Hopefully our voicemail line will continue to work after this week

A listener has signed up multiple new Sideshow members. VIP freak!

Everyone loves my angelic voice

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DV Extra 04/26/16:

Inmates might be watching you piss in public places. For your safety, of course.

Chuck Berry should probably hang up the guitar

My new favorite trans youtard bought some earrings!

I found old IM logs of my chat conversation with my roommate after I caught him jerking off.

Top Of The Show:

Timmyboo wasn’t feeling so well this afternoon, so we’re doing a Best-Of show today! I’ll be back doing a mini-show (or as Sideshow freaks like to call them, Chunklets) for everyone. So, you will be getting new DV. Just be patient.

A Hentai Poem as a Sextastic hor d’oeuvre

Agrees black lesbian ghetto erotica! Ta-da!

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

A man beaten with a high-heel shoe at a Waffle House

Pre-teen girls are FAT AND WORTHLESS

Crocked cock?  I’ve got a hair-relaxer for your penis!

Other Things:

A Special Olympic update from a man on the scene!

Should you indulge in your girlfriend’s rape fantasy?

Dumb things Tim says #478574: It UN-DO’S IT!

A furry calls before his booty-call

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A new celebrity intro! Thanks Steve-O!

A new transgender youtard / linda finkle hall of famer: Watch here here!

When Fat just insn’t enough. One SSBBW lover has built a music career out of fetish: Watch it here!

 

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

The female Ted Cruz is going to do some porn

Hey guys: hot underwear is in! Don’t wear scuzzy undies when your sext  your dick pics

A pair of talking balls have stolen Australia’s heart

Other Things:

Paulie Shore is king of podcasting!

A listener calls to make fun of my reading abilities.

DankTim calls to let us all know he is tripping balls

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More memories of Chyna. Thanks to DV listener Nate, I’ve got the audio from my 2001 interview with the WWF/WWE superstar.

I play audio from the last known video of Chyna

A doctor assembles three of her trans patients to GET IT ON.

What does a crackhead who thinks his dick is on fire sound like?

Audio from Puke Fest 2009

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

A woman bought a KFC chicken wrap but ended up with a musical legend.,

Paying for a prostitute with Girl Scount cookie money. Tipping her with a bush-baby! (?)

Getting into a domestic dispute with your parrot

Other Things:

A listener calls in to talk about TRIGGER WARNINGS

A caller comments on my various types of laughter

More soda pop talk

Also: my eye and temple keeps twitching. Am I going to die?

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I’m bad at getting high. Everything makes me sleepy.

Is blackface still a bad thing? I mean, not the old-timey racist blackface of of the 1900’s. How else are you supposed to dress up and look like your idols?

Bob Marley was a big old pot freak and it’s OK he’s the face of marijuana products today.

I play some old Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert Outtakes

And I dig up a video of a woman urging us all to drink our period blood

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins think all you SJW’s are akin to KKK members

A Florida woman pussy-poached some cheetos

A woman fell asleep on plane and awoke to find her lady bits slathered with lotion

Other Things:

An idea to have a scratch-n-sniff episode of DV

My idea to streamline DV into shorter episodes and daily chunklets has backfired. I’m still doing long shows AND more content for the Sideshow.

I may have had sex dreams about family members.

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Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No?

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A listener told me about A 700 pound gainer who likes to be verbally humiliated. I’m in!

I found a Bernie Sanders / Donald Trump erotic fanfic story.

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

Utah hates porn and EVERYTHING FUN. Utah sucks.

Alien life forms love Arbys!

A Florida man is legally renaming himself Bruce Jenner. Why? To do heterosexuals proud!

Other Things:

A Tim Henson Pussy Posse member lets me know FAGGOT is a term of endearment.

The second amendment is more about the potential monkey future than anything else

A whiny crybaby doesn’t like the Sideshow Chunklet format and the naming structure, and the show notes, and his tiny penis, and his stupid whore face and a bunch of other stuff.

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Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No?

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It’s tax time here in the United States, which means I owe lots of money and I’m in a bad mood.

I take out all of my frustrations on National Monuments like that goddamn useless Liberty Bell.

Awesome news! Google Play Music now has a podcast direct and DV is in it! Click here to subscribe!

A racist old lady flips out on a family of black people because of their grey underwear. Or something.

Laura Ingraham lost her shit on her radio show.

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

Pro-tip: Don’t jump in a tiger pit to retrieve your stupid baseball cap

Getting high on the fumes when police burn off pot

Sea Travel on a hamster wheel. Off to the Bermuda Triangle!

Other Things:

Now I pronounce Moscow wrong (ACCORDING TO FILTHY BRITS)

A listener re-ignites the Mac vs PC debate because of my hard drive woes

A caller tells me a soda-related story and I have some exciting pop news to share!

One listener’s favorite type of Sextastic Tuesday story.

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