Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other […]

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Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […]

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can’t Read Public […]

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Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete […]

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Episode Summary Memorial Day on DV means patriotic confusion, old-person oversharing, racist seafood-service disasters, naked Florida menace behavior, and a fresh batch of dirtbag streamer filth. Tim also spends a shocking amount of time trying to fix the American calendar, which honestly might be the most reasonable thing in the whole episode. Opening Chaos Ongoing […]

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🔥 Episode Summary Tim digs deep into the DV vault for a classic gay porn review episode featuring Palmer’s Lust — a low-budget gay thriller filled with terrible acting, bizarre accents, crystal meth energy, and desert hostage drama. Plus: wedding rap disasters, breakup folk songs, Walmart rebellion, Pornhub’s top searches of 2018, and giant satellite-visible […]

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🔥 Episode Summary Today’s episode spirals from fake vampire disorders and “trans leukemia” roleplay into a Walmart butt-eating confrontation, a McDonald’s fry contamination revenge plot, and a family receiving bonus human ashes inside an Amazon urn. Also: music designed specifically for fucking cars. 🚗 Faster Than Sex: The Car-Fucking Album Tim discovers a bizarre non-AI […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with a full guided tour through Pizza Boy 3, a 1994 gay-porn crime thriller so stupid it may have actually killed its own franchise, then swerves into neighborhood camera warfare, racial baby-policing, Pokemon handgun negligence, dead-fat penis injections, and a few lovingly […]

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it’s your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things […]

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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a belated birthday apology, grandma foot-crush porn, a trashy basketball-parking war, a reality makeover ambush for a 41-year-old woman in pigtails, a man hauling a car with his penis while on fire, and a Florida pool-party masturbator. Just a normal midweek spiral. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and […]

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