Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.

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The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."

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Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!

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All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.

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Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)

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No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.

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Wade gets himself canceled.

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Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.

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Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.

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Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires.

As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.

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