WE'RE BACK! Mal has returned from the Motherland and the gals are randier than ever! We get some housekeeping related to which of your lover's body parts you would wear around your neck out of the way before discussing the most pressing issue of our time: Taron's performance in Rocketman.

If you're not interested in Game of Thrones, then you're about to be bored. The gals and Very Special Guest JAMES discuss the finale mere minutes after watching it. Drew performs a special musical number, everyone has a Dinklage-off, and Agnes the Dog barfs live on the air! The gals also announce a two week hiatus.

Mal needs her smelling salts, Brenna is fixated on burning down a water tower, and everyone yells about parking in this special episode. Then, the gals muse about an extremely basic white girl version of The Purge.

Mallory's back from her regional conference and boy is everyone excited! The gals have a very important discussion about Endgame, Brenna is surprised by a cult, and Mallory shares a private video.

Mal's STILL at her conference, so it's another quickie for you. Listen as Mallory takes an on-air pee while the gals gab about the news of the day.

The gals are back for a quick check in because they care about their audience. Where is Mal? Why sugar daddy? Does Brenna look like Prince William's rumored mistress?

Brenna can't stop talking about Game of Thrones before the gals decide to just sing the whole episode.

Hear Mal chew right into the mic as the gals get catty about Lena Dunham and discuss the specific charms of EFY.

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Mallory is disillusioned with sweet Taron and everyone reminisces about grade school. Then, the gals put their best foot forward and share their most compelling fart stories. 

It's a very special HIGH TECH episode of Distractions! The gals cut it up on FaceTime with a marathon game of Deal Breaker, which quickly becomes mostly fart based.