Put your nursing bras on, cause we're back! The gals update each other on Brenna's overachieving right boob, Drew's new life as a lonely cemetery hunchback, and all the lying creeps that Mal has dated. Plus, burial preferences, at home haircuts, and Brenna's new barn boy ghost. 

Thanks for tuning in and welcome back!

We're back! We talk about Brenna's psychic visions, toilet flumes, and whether or not social media is useful in any way. 

We got a long one! The gals get into it about quarantine routines, the perfect turkey sandwich, and the necessity of showering.

You are not going to BELIEVE how many times Agnes farts in Mal's mouth during this episode.

It's the 50th (plaid) episode of Distractions! We're back from our babymoon with guns a blazin'! 

Listen to hear Conor Perry's exclusive podcast debut, Drew get legit angry at Agnes, and every's thoughts on body hair. Also, is this the first ever instance of someone switching sides while breastfeeding on a podcast? It's possible!

Brenna REALLY is having her baby this week, we swear. Meanwhile, Drew is a lizard and Mal sweats it out in her sweat den.

The gals are fed up with Utah County, Brenna is still pregnant, and everyone shares some very low stakes to do lists.

Another week! Brenna has a baby update, Drew feels neutral, and Mal has a teleconferencing disaster. Stay inside!

Earthquakes, pandemics, what a week. Has it only been a week? huh.

Boy howdy things sure have gotten out of hand! Take a break from these stressful times and come hang with the gals, who are also very stressed actually.