Ditch Diggers

Twelve lords a- no, it's maids- no, dammit, what are there twelve of? Regardless, another day, another DD question.

Pipers are a piping and I don't know what we're going to do when we're done with the 12 days.

Ten lords a leaping. Those jerks. 

Nine lords a leaping. Those drunk jerks.

Another question, more festive answers!

It's a geese a laying day, and we hate geese. 

The Ditch Diggers come to you live from Jeff Goldblum's Honcho Spa with special guest, best-selling author Chuck Wendig!

Swans are a swimming and we're still answering questions. 

Beta and Alpha readers- what are they? 

It's late but it's happening.