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Kevin burnt his mouth on Sabrina Carpenter's nachos and Amber’s naming her first born Chlamydia. We giggled, gossiped, and gabbed about spending all our money on clothes, Sabrina's burning hot plate of nacho's, Andrew Tate being a loser, traumatic hamster/ gerbils d3@ths, our Marco island trip, people named Kyle/ Todd/ Brad, and more. Also guys you can sleep tight at night knowing they caught Jack the Ripper (it was a man, big surprise I know). 

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Kevin's kegeling while Amber is kissing the grounds of her new found freedom (she ended her situationship). We giggled, gossiped, and gabbed about wigs, Benson Boone grabbing his crotch, the Kendrick half time show, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, getting tattoos, and more. Men are also liars, except for like the gays though, but you knew that. Our faces might be on money, petition for that coming soon. Amber also proved it's never too late to change your life because she learned why iCarly was called iCarly. Also also, pretty sure Kevin quit Girlie Pops after Amber said he was a rat boy and that she has another gay. Cheating is never okay. Also also also we're starting our 2026 grammy campaign now.

If you booed taylor swift get a hobby and if you're a straight man get back in the garage.

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Amber has an ugly doctor and Kevin found out William Bradford was a bottom. No need to consult the history books. We also giggled, gossiped, and gabbed about Christopher Columbus sucking d!ck, being a chubby child, doing the bare minimum in high school, finding new personalities, and more. Also we both want Ozempic so if any doctors out there are willing to prescribe let us know! Also straight men, get a personality and get back in the garage!

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Kevin's tearing his pants in pilates and Amber's outing priests. We also giggled, gossiped, and gabbed about the tiktok ban Aquarius season, David Dobrik, Kevin's gay origin story, the bechdel test, and more. Don't take anything we say seriously, we're delivering jokes not the news. Also sorry this episode is late but better late than never, just like your period, kisses. We love you Girlie Pops!

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This week we welcomed two special Girlie Pops on the pod, Graycee and Ally! They did sign their lives away to record this episode, Kevin and Amber now own both their cars, so you better listen! Amber's hovering at the gas station, Kevin's putting his gag reflex to the test, while Ally is messing with Lewbert, and Graycee's literally peeing in the woods. We salute straight women for their service to humanity. We also salute gay women, all women honestly, but you have to listen to the pod to get the tea on the earlier joke. This is not a fact based podcast, we're making jokes not delivering the news.

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Kevin's keeping two hands to God and Amber's peeing in the woods. We giggle, gossip, and gabbed about Birkins, slow drivers, flamethrowers, oily skin, dopamine releases, freaky positions (again), tool kits, camping, and more. Also give Johnathon from AAA a raise. Also also Hannah Berner liked one of our instagram posts sooo she's actually our new best friend.

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Kevin and Amber are new parents. Kevin is also lusting for Luigi while Amber went off roading. Amber also dishes the dirt about her hinge date and ofc Kevin serves up his hot take on it. They dish the dirt on their lavender wedding, Christmas activities and more!

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Kevin's trying out freaky positions and Amber's waiting to welcome a child into the world. We giggle, gossip, and gabbed about Kevin making his karaoke debut, Amber's impromptu high school reunion, our thanksgivings, karma for colonizers and so much more. Oh and we're writing a Bible.

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Kevin's climaxing at gas stations and Amber's auditioning for musicals at the furniture store. We also giggle, gossip, and gab about holding space for Wicked, theater kids, getting thrown off horses, broken bones and so much more! Thanks for tuning into our extra special 10th episode, we love you all!!

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