Aunie goes through the drive-thru at Hardee's in an attempt to take advantage of a ploy to spread their new marketing campaign. The good news is it worked. The bad news is Austin ate all the biscuits.

Jay's not going to be joining the show this coming Friday due to a "business trip" to Puerto Rico. In lieu of that, he decided to offer his expertise up today as Matt and Aunie pepper him with questions regarding attorney-client privilege, parking jobs, Starbucks and James Comey.

Matt and Aunie interviewed a Pulitzer Prize winner this morning...What have you done today?

After speaking with Pulitzer Prize-winner John Archibald, Matt and Aunie call Justin "Buddy" Love to wish him a happy birthday and wrap up the show with Nincompoops in the News.

Matt is out and Jack Royer is in (again). He and Aunie give you their takes on the U.S.'s reaction to Syria's gas attacks and Barbara Bush's decision to seek further treatment. They also discuss Jack's experience of getting to fly with a Blue Angel pilot.

Aunie and Jack discuss several recent headlines, but the most intriguing is that people are calling for a protest of Starbucks, but not because they serve questionable coffee.

Jeffrey joins the show to expound on the hypocrisy that follows James Comey, whether or not his role in the election made the U.S. better and America's military response to the chemical attacks in Syria.

After jumping into an "interview" between CNN's Chris Cuomo and Kellyanne Conway, Jack and Aunie discuss the state of journalism. Jack's stance then leads callers to call in and ask what his deal is.

Aunie joins Scott as he battles yet another snow storm to discuss his opinions on America and her allies bombing Syria in retaliation, James Comey's continuing to whine, Barbara Bush's health and what his his cartoon will be.

After talking with Scott Stantis, Aunie moves on to talk about a husband and wife who were arrested for hogtying their 13-year-old daughter's 28-year-old date and broadcasting it on Facebook Live.