So this is part 2 of my epic 5 hour set from last week. Swallow it down and enjoy.

Don't forget - no live show on Sub.FM next week, but hopefully a podcast at some point.

Maximum.

B

So it was 4/20 (or the 20th of April as we call it in Blighty) and apparently this has something to do with marijuana.

From what I can gather, it's a quaint concept imported from The Colonies. 4:20PM is when teenagers with little hope of gaining full time employment later in life would congregate to inhale the smoke from a cannabis cigarette. After catching on with many of the great unwashed as the "official" time to be breaking the law by taking drugs, the idea of "420" then slipped from time to date. Today now serves as as an excuse to do nothing all day.

How interesting.

Anyway, this is what happened on 4/20. With a stinking hangover I managed to run for 5 HOURS non-stop. It was lucky that the next 2 DJs didn't turn up as I had so many new tunes to run with that I needed the time to play as many as possible! Nevertheless, I managed to play 5 hours solid with tunes that have never before been on this podcast. I amazed myself with this one.

You get this one in 2 parts. Part 2 will be released next week.

The week after there will be NO Sub.FM show. I will do my best to put up a podcast of something though.

Anyway, be ready for 2 and half hours of savage house and garage.

Big it up.

B

Promo mix for Spring 2013. Awesome. Listen. It's dead good.

Enjoy,

B

So on Friday I went rollerskating. You'd think a grown man on 8 wheels is never a good idea. I absolutely flippin' loved it. Is this the worst part? Nope. The worst part is I actually own my own skates.

What is great Satan's pee hole has this got to do with UK Garage and this week's show? Nothing. But I don't imagine anyone reads this anyway so I'll say what I like. Sometimes I like to pee on insects, film it in slow motion and set it to dramatic music as they drown in my fluids.

Part of this update on my life is not true. You can guess which bit.

Word to your maker.

B

So here we are. Episode 100. And after a night of listening to some of the most boring thumping 4x4 minimal shit in the East End of London (tequila and Jagerbombs are at fault) I was hanging out of my arsehole.

Thanks so much for sticking with me all the way. And if you haven't had a chance yet, make sure you grab my latest mix by taking part in the Brainz Podcast survey.

You lot a frigging legends, watch out for the suspect bait hangover mixes, and I hope you enjoy the special bumpy present for the last 30 minutes.

Maximum respect,

B

So I've got an exclusive new promo mix for you to get your hands on, and the chance to grab some Amazon vouchers. Wicked! There's a tiiiiiny little catch here for you to get your hands on them.

I wanted to say maximum respect for sticking with me through the last 99 episodes of UK garage goodness. As we fast approach episode 100, there were 2 things I wanted to do. Firstly, give you guys something for being loyal listeners, and secondly get some information from you.

I'm running my first survey for the Brainz podcast. I want to know what you want. How can I improve? What do you want that I'm not giving you? What was your favourite episodes and should I do more like that? Do you want to be more involved?

To answer these and some other questions, I have a handy survey link.

How it works

I'm giving away one prize of a £30 Amazon voucher, and 3 runner up prizes of £10 vouchers. Awesome.

The mix is absolutely banging and has some of my favourite current tunes and some bangers from the past few years.

So please, get involved, help me do what I do better and get your hands on the best studio mix I've put together for 5 years.

Safe for keeping it Brainz, and here's to 100 more!

B

See the mix track list inside

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Something something UK Garage blah blah new tunes yada yada inappropriate comment about rape.

*Insert cool street sign off here*

B

YES! We're back again to totally cover you in UK Garage. And you love it, don't you? You dirty bastards.

Bare new tracks. I won't gone on. Just listen to it goddammit!

Holla!

B

Où est le boeuf? Le boeuf est dans la discothèque. Voulez-vous me montrer vos culottes français? Je tiens à uriner sur les poulets qui vivent dans les boîtes de céréales. Baguette.

This insightful message was sponsored by my ever increasing onset of insanity.

B

Altercations on a bus in Shoreditch, teenagers going 4 ways on Soundlab belt drives and making sure that Nigel Benn is rocking a strap all form the story of Orpheus:ldn in this special episode of the Brainz podcast.

Here, you get to meet me and my running partner Paul Muad'dib. We sit down, tell you about who we are, how we got here and why the fuck we even talk to each other.

So strap your earbuds in and listen to us suck ourselves off whilst we imagine that you give a shit what we think.

Big up.

B