Total sploosh. Got some wicked riddims for you this week. Lots and lots of hectic forthcoming material from the like of Wookie, DEVolution, Slime Recordings, GOLD and more. This was supplemented by some classic bangers.

Well, it was my birthday recently. So I do what I want.

Cheers for listening, and have a great week.

B

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Hello kiddiewinks. Time for another hilarious session of UK Garage with the Brainz.

I mention it being hilarious, and this is due to how on point I was.

Also posting late due to me still nursing a giant, dirty hangover. Thank you, Shoreditch cheese cocktail bar.

It pains me to type with this headache, so I will bid you adieu...

Yours,

DJ Brainpainz

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EASY FAMBLE!

Some proper LOL Garage this week. What that means I don't exactly know. But it was a bit of a strange show. I was slightly experimental. And unfortunately the past fortnight has been pretty slim picking for new UKG. So the 2nd half of the show you will find me just rinsing out some banging tracks of recent.

I like to try as hard as I can to make every show branding spanking new. Failed this week. But to be honest, it's a fairly harsh challenge and I think I'm in the minority, so please, if you have it in your heart, forgive me.

Can you hear violins playing?

HAHAHAHA. I've lost the fucking plot.

B

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Easy famble. And Happy Zombie Jew day to all crew. In honour of the bloke that got nailed to 2 bits of wood, I've decided to stab you in the eyeball with some brand spanking new music.

Got some cracking tunage for you, and at the end I have a tiny archive vinyl rinse-out (if that's your bag).

Hope you enjoy, and please, if you get a chance, follow me on the Tweetpipes, 5 star and comment me on iTunes, and follow me on Mixcloud and Soundcloud. OH SHIT AND FACCIA CAZZO BOOK TOO. Like me.

SAFE SAFE SAFE

B

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Yes people. Hello and welcome to another instalment of the Brainz show. This week was especially close to my heart. And this is because I get to give you the first glimpse of my new project: Orpheus.

We may have let the horse out of the stable a little early on this one, but I was so excited to share some of the work we've been doing that we ran with what we had. Orpheus consists of myself and my boy, beatmaker Muad'dib. We've been in the studio the past few weeks putting together some tracks for our first ep. Today, you get a sneak peak of a demo mix of the lead track - Connected. It's still not really ready for the prime time, but as I said, we were so excited to get it out there that I had to spin what we had today. Would be interested to hear feedback if you fancy sending any. Either leave me a comment, or Tweet me, babes, yeah?

Anyway, as for the rest of the show, it's the usual fire of brand spanking new music for this show. Hope you enjoying listening!

Take it easy,

B

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NERD ALERT!

Yes that's right: I bought an iPad 3. Ooo wow the pixels. So dramatically different. Not a waste of money at all. Honest.

So what have I done so far with my iPad 3? Bought a bunch of apps I'll never use. Watched Tulisa noshing off Fazer in glorious SD-on-HD style just to make it feel that much dirtier. According to Dappy it's Fazer anyway. He's says he'd know that dick anywhere. Cute. Bet he's got the anal scarring to prove it too.

And the last thing I did with my iPad 3 was record an episode of the Tube Train Muthafucking Tear-up.

I went for a more traditional flavour of new school UK Garage. You know, the type that still mainly sounds like old school. For taste, I've splashed in some nice new Futurey type garage riddos as it will bring spice to any dish that needs livening up.

Find some of the freshest vibes, including some forthcoming material. Magical.

So there you have it: Mixed live on the London Underground using a 3rd Gen iPad just after it came out - The Tube Train Tear-up Episode #6.

Enjoy, kiddiwinks.

Brainz

BANG TIDY! This week's show was an animal one. Lots of fresh beats for your ears, including some smashing forthcoming material from L2S Recordings, Matt Jam & Scott Tonic, Hostage & RacknRuin plus many more.

Had a proper skank out in the studio recording this. Loving the new vibes of the tracks I picked up. Don't forget, you can hit me up with promos on [email protected], say hello on Twitter, or Like me on Fachabook.

Murk you later...

B

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My heart bleeds. Normal really, being an emo and all that.

Everyone I meet tells me how much of an emo I am. That pretty much tells me how much Mosca got it spot on when he gave a quote to Time Out on Future Garage.

So for this week's emotional Future Garage fest we have lots of upfront, forthcoming smashers. Watch out for the new one from DEVolution, throwing down a banging remix for Smiler. Mike Delinquent also brings us some fantastic new joints.

Hope you enjoy.

Until next time, my eyeliner-wearing razor blade welding chums.

B

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So it turns out too much brostep can actually fuck your brain.

The morning of my radio show, en route to one of my favourite culinary places (Wimpy) I had Skrillex pumping out the motor. Whilst rocking back and fourth, gripping my steering wheel, shouting BROOOOOO I think I did some damage to my musical section of my brain. I say this as in between some banging music (and I mean BANGING) these badboy tunes were punctuated with quite a few car crash clangs. Most DJs would probably try to be ignorant of this, but I get especially conscious when I have an off show. So that's why I'm blaming the Skrill. Hopefully it didn't affect things too much, and I got back on point further into the show.

So please don't let my Skrillex-induced haze stop you downloading this episode as the music is FRESH and the tunes are not to be missed.

Take it easy,

B

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POW! Right in the kisser!

Smacking you in the face is another session of large, upfront 2012 UK Garage this week with some garage bangers.

Some wicked tunes on road right now and this year is already shaping up to be a doozy, with massive releases from labels such as Black Butter, Squelch & Clap and L2S.

I also did one of my first "crate digging" sessions with MP3s and pulled out some tunes from a couple years back for a change-up.

Cheers for listening as always, and we'll be back with more savage UKG soon!

Big up

B

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