Welcome to your second and final day of re-education. This should clear any false pretenses about hippies and rid you of your ailments.

Welcome to the first day of camp. We will attempt to re-educate you from a 90s Deadhead to a full blown hash smuggling, acid head in the matter of two sessions. Please come back tomorrow for more unlearning.

If you're bored. You're boring.

It's a great form of birth control and should be readily available and free. Also, The Day After Pill should be next to the Tylenol.

For those alone on Valentines Day. Make your liver hurt.

Cooler than Beatles.

Your only alternative to the big game.

Almost four hours of pop oriented music.

Ben Affleck and everyone else are sober. So listening to me spin jazz records and read Bukowski quotes.

Hurry up and get in bed! Fall asleep really fast! Wake up really fast! Go fast all day! Go crazy! Make mistakes! Get in an accident! It's crazy America!!!