I have Chinese eyes and Chinese boots. Smoking much Buddha and wearing much Joop.

Pizza Wars Excerpt.

One afternoon I had decided to get a large cup of water instead of the caffeine filled soda we all drank. It was as if it was Hitler’s army was at it again with their crystal meth fighting Russia. I needed a break from the intense refuse mind. As if he knew I had broken the unwritten law of the delivery drivers. One of the alpha employees asked what I was drinking. I said, water. He laid into me as if I had committed treason. I had to be with it there the rest of the evening. I wouldn't trust him not to put something in your drink.

If you appear tired you will be arrested onsite. You must be on something. You must join the masses in the halls of caffeine.

Every night around 6pm until about 7pm or 8pm my house gets chilly. Later on in the evening it seems to get better and more comfortable. Ghosts? Intruders? Anomaly? We may never know.

What it's Saturday again!? I'm making a seafood pasta bake if it's gonna be like that!

Don't let them tell you who you are.

Sheesh!

In today's society everyone is living in a fantasy world to combat how fucked up everything is. So, why wouldn't the cops?!

Put your helmet on and get in the tube.

And the reign comes down...