Dj Lipton

By 'we' I mean the planet.

According to my stats I have been getting a lot of listens! Thank You Everyone!

Five is seven depending on the volume. If the volume is lower than five is six.

The cop mind in a police state:

He’s out driving. He’s going somewhere. He went off his usual routes. He pulled into a place that serves alcohol. He said, fucked up. I’m investigating.

What really happened:

I really don’t feel like driving at all. Well, the car hasn’t been driven in three days. Man! I don’t want to drive on Market. It’s a pile of shit and it keeps getting worse. I’ll go down 44th and go around and then pull around at the golf course. Man, this exit or entrance is fucked up look at all the potholes. Oh, there’s a damn pig.

“Why does everyone hate me?”

Godzilla Vs. The Fish Creature

In this point of the evolution of Godzilla he/she can shrink down to the size of a human and even date humans. However, a Fish Creature has come onto the radar of Godzilla’s psychic ability to detect titans. He divorces his wife to fight off the Fish Creature and joins forces with Burt Renolds a spaghetti western cowboy and a 1980s ninja warrior. They get into all kinds of tussles with Godzilla’s wife in tow. (Oh, ninja kung fu fights and all that shit.) But eventually Godzilla gets back with his wife and they live happily ever after. Or do they?!

This was recorded under the supervision of Mike The Unconscious God, Senor Italian Spring Water and, Lord Joe Camel. Thank you!

Wrinkle cream made out of rat poop.

A soundtrack of sorts.

I saw you and the chickens are coming home to roost. Better keep running away.

It's Two.

A hard rock hootenanny.