Welcome to the Pentagram Nightclub.

Sit back with your pillow and a beverage and get cozy. Exotic oils and libations may be needed for full coziness.

Music to get you motivated to get out there and hurt people. Possibly ruin some lives too. Get busy!

Most people are dead and someone else. The thing is they don't know it.

God is in the TV.

You are actually talking to me while chewing gum that way? Are you in a Saturday Night Live skit?

Travel to Moon Base Knockwurst and see what those Krauts have been working on since 1943.

Hallelujah!

Ohio legalized recreational marijuana!

It's the year 2014. The government has decided to take the citizen's guns. They are an elite fighting force to do the task. They are The Gun Takers! They'll pry your guns from your cold dead hands!

What if we all didn't set the clocks back?