Dj Lipton

Jesus is my pimp. He hits me and acts like it's my fault he had to hit me.

Back in 1991 or 1992 I went with some friends to a reggae show at a small club. We were happy to be there but, wanted some weed. I saw a guy close to the stage packing a bowl. I asked him if me and my friends could hit the pipe. He handed me the pipe and we passed it around. This was the first and only time I did PCP. Don't smoke weed with strangers kids!

'Gin and Tonic Blues'

I need a Gin'n'Tonic water, baby

Gin'n'Tonic water feelin' better

Give me a Gin'n'Tonic

Gin'n'Tonic

I need it now!

-Reverend Horton Heat

Have you ever met one of those people that think they are an authority figure for no apparent reason?

Ever meet one of those people that think they are an authority figure for no reason?

Just lying there in the sun with all your false knowledge. Pretending you are a psychologist or sociologist. Assuming you know what everyone needs. While they suffer. Fuck you. Eat a bowl of dick up with diarrhea sauce warmed up in the microwave for three minutes. With a side of hot fresh cum and a European pint glass filled with room temperature urine. If you don't like what I said, stop doing what you are doing. I hope you are dead and suffered that way. No I don't miss ya, miss ya, miss ya. Like I said. Stick your magic up your ass.

...in the land of the vampires.

Your own family members could be worshipers of the bomb.

Know the signs!

Do they go to bed extremely early?

Do they get out of bed extremely early?

Are they very aggressive when it comes to guns and weapons?

These are all signs that a person worships the bomb.

Call 1-555-BOMB for more information or to report a worshiper of the bomb.

*Brought to you by Dinosaur Church Unlimited in part with The New Earth Society (2014).

Travel with the extraterrestrials to their planet and beyond.

Roll with the flavor.