Dj Lipton

No I don't have any weed. I wish I did. Stop following me around.

My grandfather preferred Tanqueray, my father preferred Bombay Sapphire and, me I prefer Beefeater.

Roll out the red carpet for Dj Shitfucker! He in the hizzouse ya'll!

A beautiful Christian baby in your mid forties. A true blessing!

Yep and you too.

Dip em in ketchup.

Sorry is an over used word by people who continually make the same faults.

I almost forgot to post this because I was busy all day and this is just what I do. I don't need anyone to validate me. I don't have that low self esteem.

Don't be a happy doofus. Your neighborhood could become infested with rats.

Press play and see where it takes you.

You made up your mind alright. In the land of make believe.