DKM Hockey Podcast

Sorry this is a few days late, but sometimes computers can be fickle. On this episode, the boys tackle some larger questions about where this franchise is headed and what kind of job the FO is doing. Aaron Portzline of the Columbus Dispatch calls in for segment two to give us his insights on what actually be wrong with this franchise. In segment three, Dan tries to stump Kemp and Morgan--and fails--in this version of CBJ Guess Who.

It's been a month since the boys could get together and record a full episode. Did anything happen? Hmm. Dan, Kemp, and Morgan talk Johansen-for-Jones trade, discuss what we've seen on the ice and what it means for the future, and then Kemp and Morgan relax and lie back as #DP pushes deep inside their beings for answers to some tough questions.

So, yeah, we really meant to podcast--and twice had tentative times agreed to--and then life, holidays, illnesses, and general vacation-ness got in the way. Just to let you know we haven't forgotten about you and such, and we will be back soon...

Dan, John, and Morgan are joined in studio by the venerable Gallos of Dark Blue Jacket Fame.  In the first segment the boys discuss all things CBJ and discuss what skills an NHL player is expected to possess when earning more than 5 million dollars a season.  In the second period the boys welcome Dennis Kelly II of Boone's Goons to participate in Kemp's "Fast Five" segment.  It's really more of a Medium-Paced Five.  In the third period Dan, Morgan and Gallos torment John with a new Being John Kempovich segment.  Be there, or be a plane figure with four equal sides and four right angles. PS - Sorry Bunk...

 John, Morgan, and Dan return to the basement to bring you another episode of the best CBJ podcast in the universe.  In the first segment the boys talk about playing with 4 defensemen, blowing a 2 goal lead in the 3rd, and Ryan Johansen seeing time on the fourth line.  In segment 2, Jarmo reads emotionally charged texts from Joe Reader that chronicles the CBJ's season thus far.  In the third period, we bring back the CBJ Magic 8-ball and release a tribute song to Jared Boll.

The Distinct Kicking Motion crew is back with the accurately titled episode 47!!  Dan, John, and Morgan welcome Gallos from Dark Blue Jacket to the studio.  In the first segment the boys discuss the effects of Tortorella and ponder if recording 0 shots in a period is simply just 'score effects.'  In the second segment the boys welcome Greg Wyshynski, the editor of Yahoo Sport's "Puck Daddy" blog to talk CBJ, Star Wars, and Hockey on TV.  In the third segment the group puts together a multi-faceted CBJ drinking game. 

Eight losses in a row mean things are a-changin', and the DKM guys have you covered. We're joined also by Greg May who talks about #sharting, and we fill in a little Mad Lib with the help of one of our favorite new characters!

With the Jackets off to a Ppanic inducing start to the season Dan, Kemp, and Morgan look for answers as to why.  In the first period, the boys try to figure out why a bunch of Fraternity-aged men can't string together 60 minutes of solid hockey.  In the second segment, Jordan from THE CBJ Artillery joins the show and takes the "So you think your an American Canadian Hipster" Quiz.  And in the third segment, John administers his Fast 5 and Dan reads our iTunes reviews in Jarmo's voice.

Dan, Kemp, and Morgan (get it) return to the studio for a preseason preview!  The boys discuss roster openings and what the bottom half of the forward roster will look like.  As always, the defensemen are an after thought!  Dan doesn't think Morgan can rant for 2 minutes about 3-on-3 and boy is he wrong.  In the second segment the boys return to the time honored tradition and reveal the person behind the Nationwide Arena Ghost twitter account for the 2014-2015 season.  For the third segment, in the spirit of Brandon Saad's injury, the boys share stories of their hockey injuries.  Bonus points awarded to those people who can correctly guess the number of freshman year's Morgan had in college.

Guess who's back in the MFing house!  That's right, your most favorite Blue Jackets podcast is back.  John and Morgan welcome Dan Parker from the Cannon as a new member of the podcast!  We get you ready for the season, talk with Aaron Portzline of th Columbus Dispatch, and John does something with Dan's Chops.  CBJ Hockey is back, and so are we!!