DKM Hockey Podcast

DKM Hockey is back and better than it was yesterday, but not as good as it will be tomorrow!  Joe and Morgan wade through such issues as Cam Atkinson's pine riding, the return of Jared Boll, and why it's the referee's fault when the Blue Jackets don't score.  John is doing his best MH370 impersonation with yet another disappearance.  The boys welcome Jared from NYR Unlimited to the show to talk about Nash, Brassard, and Dorsett.  In the third segment the Joe and Morgan reminisce about their wonderful Glamour Shots and introduce the song "With or Without Nash."

OMG, it's the NHL trade deadline!  In the first segment the boys share stories on how they spent they day on social media.  In segment two Joe, John, and Morgan welcome back APSE winning Aaron Portzline to the podcast.  Porty breaks down the day's festivities as it relates to the Columbus Blue Jackets.  In segment three the boys bring back everyone's favorite bit, "Being John Kempovich"

It's Episode XXX and the boys are sober.  Weird how that happens.  In the first segment Joe, John, and Morgan discuss the Rbar experience for the USA vs Soviet Union Russia prelimary Olympic hockey game.  In the second segment, they boys welcome Jeff Rimer back to the show to talk all things Olympic break.  And in the third segment, Joe and John do everything they can to Make Morgan Mad.

It's an R Bar viewing Party! Joe, John, and Morgan watch the last game before the Olympic break from the R Bar in the arena district. In segment one the boys recap the Jackets last few games. In segment, the boys welcome blogger extrordinaire and AAA Ohio Blue Jackets intern @iamaraindancer to the show for some trivia. During segment three, the boys from THE CBJ ARTILLERY stop by to ramble on. And in the final bonus segment, Dennis Kelley stops by to debut our latest song, "Equipment Man."

The DKM Crew is a man down as Joe is AWOL for the 28th episode.  John and Morgan try to split hosting duties.  In the first segment John and Morgan talk streaks and what in the world to with Marian Gaborik.  In segment two we redebut John's "Big Five" where John asks five questions on every CBJ Fan's mind.  In segment three John plays 'Ghost at Nationwide's Real or Fake' where Morgan reads the name of a CBJ player fan twitter account and John guesses if it's real or fake.

Joe, John, and Morgan are back after the Christmas holiday and are ready to do some podcasting. In the first segment the boys discuss the recent play of the team, the return of Sergei Bobrovsky, and share some new year's resolutions.  During the second segment, the boys welcome Dennis Kelly II of Boone's Goons and release John Kemp's epic musical number, "Brick by Brick" with vocals by Mr. Kelly.  In segment three the boys welcome the CBJ Magic 8 ball to the show and discuss CBJ themed Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors.

Joe and Morgan are again a man down as John is on the 15 day DL with a throat infection.  Joe and Morgan break down the CBJ parabolic orbit over the last 10 days.  In the second segment, Joe introduces and idea that would make the game more appealing to novices.  John is not forgotten as he sends in 3 trivia questions each for Joe and Morgan to ask each other.  The winner gets a free Chipotle Burrito.  To round out the hour long show, Joe and Morgan reach into the archives and find a Rat Pack-esqe Blue Jackets rendition of "My Favorite Things."  It's awesome. 

Joe and Morgan saddle up at Buffalo Wild Wings at Polaris for a #CBJBWW viewing party! John was unable to join the Cast de Pod so we enlist the services of Intern Zach to round our the Cast of Three. Intern Zach says like 7 words the entire episode. The first segment container a recap of the Bi-Polar Nature of the recent CBJ games. In segment two, we review the CBJ Drinking Game for the 2013-2014 seaon. In segment 2.5 two lovely members of the CBJ Ice Crew stop by for an interview. And by the third segement everybody is completely hammered and we try a new segment called, Making Morgan Mad.

DKM Hockey Podcast: Episode 23 - the search for episode 22!  Joe, John, and Morgan return for an LP session in Episode 23.  Episode 22 will forever be lost as a podcasting glitch.  These things happen.  The boys need answers about the team's consistency and they welcome Jeff Rimer to the first segment of the show.  Jeff's insight into the makeup of the CBJ dressing room and culture puts the boys at ease.  In the second segement, with Jeff Rimer covering many points to be covered later in the show, the boys return to the amature podcast status to discuss the CBJ Social Station experience and have some more fun with the CBJ Magic 8 ball.  Segment three is everyone's favorite - Being John Kempovich. 

It's a two and a half men show!  No, Morgan does not go all Charlie Sheen on us in this episode.  John is AWOL for part of this technological disaster of a show.  To help out, Dan from The Cannon joins us to give us his assessment of the CBJ 5 games into the 2013-14 campaign.  Joe and Morgan take on the second segment in tandom and introduce a refined CBJ Magic 8 ball and get a couple unexpected surprises.  John joins the rest of the second segment to bring closure to the great DKM burrito debate.  And in the thirs segment, the boys announce the winner of the DKM Contest Contest Winner and release their fourth parody song, "If you like Boomer the Cannon."  Joe and Morgan CANNOT SING.  You have been warned.