As the podcast turn 3 years old the boys come together to ask if the original mission statement (or anything whatsoever!) has been achieved. We listen to Justin’s opening words from the very first podcast and realise that we have achieved zero personal growth in the intervening period, even if Justin no longer sounds like Mickey Mouse!!

We discuss the ever-decreasing size of modern shin pads and the kick-ability of Jack Grealish, very small hard hats, Dawson and the Dullards, Mayonnaise on Chinese food, why we don’t think Blue Cheese Brett should use power tools, Pete spends £20 million on an injured striker whilst Carl suggested Andy Caroll!!!

Carl aspires to be thrown out of Euro Disney – prompting Pete to tell his wife’s favourite joke, Peanut butter cost and texture are critiqued, Orange Juice with or without bits nearly starts a row, Pete bows to peer pressure, Carl confesses to unfairly incriminating his dog before Jason tries to make us all dip toast in tea – Carl confesses to strawberry milkshake fries and Pete remembers he has invented something similarly disgusting. Justin confesses to multiple visits to a “Garlic Farm” on the Isle of Wight – Pete and Carl interrogate this as Justin has been known to fabricate these things (see Opera singers for details).

We go through peoples’ various meetings with Watford players, Carl uses the word photosynthesis unnecessarily to Gifton Noel Williams, Pete remembers the day, Steve Harrison, former left back, coach and manager accused him of vandalism. Carl then remembers that he too was accused of crime by a footballer with a dodgy Russian accent! Tales involving Micah Hyde, Nicky Wright, Lloydinho, Marlon King and others included. Jason is back again racing to a urinal with not quite a Watford legend, before tequila drinking tales with a genuine Watford legend!

We get on to instruments not mastered via Luther all to challenge Carl to play Z-cars on the recorder before revelations of cheese sandwiches and Elton John!! A great question from Peter Lee sees the guy’s debate where genuine criticism ends and hysteria and nonsense starts – the guys answer in a way that can only described as hysterical nonsense.

Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed in any way through the last 3 years – we are s grateful.

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