Carl, Justin and Pete get together for the 500th episode of award losing podcast and announce the venue and date of the Big Night Out! Plus we cover important questions Aldi's middle line and ask what kind of shopper each of our partners is before Pete goes off on one about Die Hard if it were based in Scotland for some reason!!! Do we like or care about former players?

We get all angry about the pillock who reported the bunker for people having a nice time at football! We discuss the atmosphere situation at the Vic and wonder how to get the singing going and Pete comes up with having "an away end at home" - we didn't understand it either! The bleep button suffers overuse as we talk about FIFA and the FA!!!!

500 episode in - we have not improved one iota - but thank you to everyone who takes part in this nonsense!

COYH!!!!

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