On this week's pod, Carly and Victor synthesize Swiftie easter egg numerology, (unpaid) promote a local foot massage parlor, and discuss Chappell Roan timeless bangers, skin serums, mental torture, watercolor turtles, and birthday treasures.

On this week’s pod, Carly and Victor discuss anxious doctors, Backstreet Boys founding members, newly discovered big boobs, free people stylists, and Nicole Scherzinger’s sister Jessica.

Carly and Victor host the brilliant Richard Perez for an intimate examination of their recent crush, hemorrhoids, Governor J.B. Pritzker, the grapefruit method, and the name Tyler.

Carly and Victor reminisce about the love letters and romantic screenplays they wrote in their youth, and their campy relationships with pop stars and celebrity cooks. Other topics include: working out in a three piece suit, conversation starter bucket hats, and Stanley Tucci's linen pants. Bon Appétit!

Carly and Victor reflect on their recent vacations, fairly odd parents impressions, kissing your children on the mouth, mean girl Megan Fox, and the natural predators of Crested Butte.

Carly and Victor talk with Hulu's Deli Boys breakout star Jake Prizant about Bravo masterpiece Below Deck, nepo baby names, fingerboarding for Chappell Roan, and crying while watching Avatar 2 with your boyfriend.

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Carly and Victor discuss Materialists, weddings, Harry Daniels, stan culture, and the merits of kicking while fighting. Make sure to review and give us 5 Stars. If you don’t like it, first of all you’re lying, second of all don’t write anything bad.

Carly and Victor chat with comedy superstar Jamie Linn Watson about the liminal space that is T.J.Maxx, boardroom brainstorm Cheez-It collabs, and film a controversial new Ad Campaign.

Carly and Victor breakdown the humiliations of childhood theater (more on that later), Fabletics as a concept is born, the importance of baking for your partner, all that and more secrets are revealed… Say Less. NO! Say more :)

Carly offers Victor chills and a new perspective on life via the book The Alchemist, Victor walks on thin ice referencing Natasha Beddingfield, they get into grinding at the prom and Beluga Heights. Listen in, and listen well!