David and Bobby deal with the aftermath of a demolished home. Jon needs a ride home from the hospital. Joe calls to rub it in. Aidan is upset about chickens. Jasper starts a religion. 

Ready to have your fourth wall broken all to shit?! Here's David and Joe Bates recording the between-the-calls segments for episode 28. Thrill to all the weird shit that didn't make it into the episode!

Things go from bad to worse in the attic. Dylan has a business idea. Mike conducts a survey. John has some bad news and doesn't deliver it gently. 

After being politely asked to leave his daughter's house, David hits the bottom of the barrel, where he finds Bobby Grabowski hiding in the attic of a family's home. Even there his situation is threatened when Justin Adkins needs a wake-up call, Greg Simpson needs a podcast guest, and Bailey Pope needs help unsubscribing from a sex club mailing list. 

Forced to leave Joe Bate's opulent mansion after it's raided by the FBI, CIA, and TBD (Team Behind Dune) David is taken in by his daughter Miranda, who's kind enough to offer him an air mattress and eggs. Unfortunately, calls pour in from Dan Anderson, who needs help cheering up a neighbor, Dan Geurin who's stuck in the worst of places, and a famous ghost who blames David for his current predicament. 

Things take a turn for the worse at Joe's when David gets lost in a medium-level hedge maze. Max Burke has paranormal problems at a construction site. Jeff Oskay has relationship issues. Erica Russell can't wake up from, what honestly sounds like a pretty awesome, lucid dream.

Still exiled from Ansel's apartment, David gets lost in Joe's colossal mansion only to find himself underneath the world's largest bed. Just as Joe questions how David snuck past the sensors, Nile calls with a not wholly unrelated question, then Charlie Jones needs help with some unruly children, and finally, Kaily Strafford needs help escaping from a clown fucker. Who can get any sleep around this place?!

Sick of being woken up every night Ansel has kicked David out! Fortunately, in a stroke of good luck, David's wealthy and eccentric friend Joe Bates has agreed to let him stay at his giant estate. Unfortunately, David still has to deal with Carrie C's mysterious noise problem, help Valerie Lynn Brett obtain a baby, and reassure Jimmy Roberson that he's safe from bears. 

Juan has a run-in with the law, Michelle needs help with a medical emergency, and David sends Joe a special gift.

David stays with Ansel's father while Ansel is away visiting the nickel museum. Megan reminds David about an important audition. Dan needs some consoling after watching 15 minutes of an upsetting film. Nolan and Ryne ask David to settle an argument.