Failed Santa 47-year-old Ervin Guzman was arrested after firefighters helped free him from a home's chimney last Friday. 

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A 51-year-old man from Queensland, Australia was pulled over at 1:00 a.m. while behind the wheel of a riding lawnmower. He told the officer, quote, "I just thought I'd drive this old girl over to mow my daughter's lawn." Again, it was one in the morning. He blew quite a bit over the legal limit.

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29-year-old Micael Martinez broke into a Ferrari dealership and drove a $600,000 car of the showroom floor. He damaged 4 other Ferraris on his way out, AND drove through a glass wall. Cops found him hoofing it down the road later after he abandoned the car. 

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Last weekend in California, two 20-somethings held up a cannabis delivery driver at gunpoint. They were armed with a BB gun, which they threw out of the car after the robbery. Police found the suspects AND the "firearm." We're just glad no one shot their eye out. 

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24-year-old Daquai Jackson ordered 3 cakes from a grocery store's bakery department. His "special request" was for each cake to be decorated with an edible photo printout of HIS face. When he picked the cakes up he didn't bother paying for them. Police have issued a warrant for his arrest. 

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Wichita, KS - Security cameras caught the whole thing, but it doesn't help explain why a young man broke into KannaBliss and walked out with just 1 thing...a half-empty bottle of Febreze air freshener.  

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Things went from bad to worse real quick for Emmanuel Glinton and Kelsey Lucius when they tried to "illegally withdraw" money from a credit union. 

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46-year-old Sarah Kochera was in a heated discussion with a male dining companion when she picked up her burrito and flung it at him. She missed...him, and hit a total stranger smack-dab in the face.  

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A 35-year-old man from New York paid a visit to Vegas that he can't remember but they'll never forget. Running naked through casinos will make ya famous.

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Meet the next generation of "Florida Man." Tampa area kids pulled a stupid stunt and followed it with another stupid stunt by posting video of the first stupid stunt, which authorities also call evidence.

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