This week, the Projecteers return from their holibobs, only to find "The Twin Dilemma", waiting for them. In other words, this is more disturbingly random ravings from your resident filth wizards.

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We're on holiday, but we thought we'd give you something to tide you over. It's a load of crap recorded behind a pub! 

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Now this is a strange one. A projecteer has injured themselves (in the most pathetic way possible) and this seems to have triggered an outbreak of off topic rambles. Nevertheless, we just about cover news, 10 minute Torchwood and "The Long Game'.

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The secret word this week is "BUGLE".

Immortality! This week the projecteers bring you a seemingly never ending podcast, about seemingly never ending folk. Plenty of news, a frantic and shouty 10 minute Torchwood review and musings on "Mawdryn Undead".

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The secret word this week is "Shed".

Oh happy day, Torchwood is back! Join us, as we look at RTD's attempt to conquer America and examine the multimedia onslaught that heralds the arrival of Miracle Day. 

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Secret word? Bumblebee.

On this week's episode, we delve back to the very origins of The Pharos Project itself, as we review "Logopolis". Blah, blah blah, and a voicemail message.

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The secret word this week is "entropy".

Cheers!

This week, we present a masterclass in how not to podcast. Pick a subject hardly anyone will have seen, that you're not that interested in and that you frankly don't like much. Then struggle to talk about it for a bit. Consequently, what we have for you is a rather more ramblesome episode than usual, as we review "Downtime".

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The secret word this week is "Petula".

This week, we encounter the favourite episode of teenage boys and boob fans in general. The lovely Peri makes her entrance in a bikini, and Turlough exits in pervy swimming trunks. Let's all join Peter Wyngarde, as we order a burning and settle by the blaze to watch "Planet of Fire".

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This week, Projecteers 1 & 3 take you on a journey through not one, but two Nu Who episodes. World War 3 and Dalek. As usual, Sean Connery puts in a brief appearance, as does Ryan Reynolds. 

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This week's secret word is "Corrie".

This week, we give The Doctor a break as we sink our manky British teeth into "An American Werewolf in London". Also we have some irrelevant Doctor Who news, Last week's feedback, Spider-Man, Bob Dylan and more advice on "how to get Capone", from Sean Connery.

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WARNING: This episode has NO CLOISTER BELLS. This means that the "C" word is NOT censored. If we'd carried on with that, the feedback section would have sounded like a fire alarm.