It's the mid series finale and all 4 Projecteers are on board to rip it a new one. At last we know who River Song is, thanks to the embroidery of a sexy forest girl, but has it been worth the wait?

Twats: @natalien, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @Doctor_Vendetta & @PharosProject

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shEmail: [email protected]

Slight audio level probs in this ep, due to the headphones we use to edit going tits up half way through.

Congrats to David Perry for getting the secret word, which remains the same as last time.

This week, the Projecteers almost review "The Almost People". Huge spoilers throughout, so if you haven't seen the episode (or have a degree of taste), do not listen yet.

Twats: @natalien, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @Doctor_Vendetta & @PharosProject

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shEmail: [email protected]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDuORTbSRXM for the snes style Who theme we pass off as Chris.

The secret word this week is Cloister Bell.

This week the Projecteers attempt to put all memories of "Fear Her", out of their minds as they review Matthew Graham's "The Rebel Flesh". They also subject you to the worst Sean Connery impression ever and reveal just what you can measure in a bucket.

Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @natalien & @PharosProject

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shEmail: [email protected]

Giant snail drinking beer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzIIzoO4Lsw

The secret word this week is "bucket".

Join us, as we celebrate making 50 episodes of this crap and go on a mad, drunken ramble through "The Doctor's Wife". Along the way;

News is newsed, a kazoo is inappropriately fingered, Paul makes a play for the title of "most drunk person ever", Chris is given a new name, breaks are taken for bowel movements, lots of audio feedback is played, and most importantly...

...we introduce the 4th Projecteer!

Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @kungfuyoda, @beastmasterpete, @PharosProject

Friendface: Pharos Projec

shEmail:[email protected]

If you sent in an email or audio file and its not played here, don't worry, it'll be in ep 51.

Shiver me timbers and other such pirate bollocks, it's the projecteer's review of "Curse of the Black Spot".

Episode 50 next time. Please send feedback (audio if possible) to...

[email protected]

Twitter us on;

@PharosProject, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete & @Doctor_Vendetta. Facebook Pharos Projec.

Sorry if the audio peaks a bit, this is because Paul left the import volume up. Prat.

Secret word this week (congrats to Bat Masterson for getting last week's) is Bilge.

This week, we're confused.

It's our review of "The Day of the Moon", and it's quite a ranty one. Mr Chris keeps a level head as all around him lose their's, in what is basically a nitpicker's guide to episode 2. 

Feedback and doughnuts to [email protected]

Twits: @Doctor_Vendetta, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete & @PharosProject

Nobody got last week's secret word, so it remains "Arstronaut".

Stay tuned at the end for some post recording pub stuff and a bonus sing 'a' long from The Beastmaster.

A selection of our live recordings from the series 6 launch party in London.

The Doctor is in.

We review the new series opener "The Impossible Astronaut".

Beware, this is quite a bad tempered episode as just before recording, Paul's computers achieved sentience and decided to stage a coup.

If you want to "Have a doughnut", send audio to [email protected]

Same address for feedback. Twits; @PharosProject, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete and @Doctor_Vendetta.

The secret word this week is "Arstronaut".

In honour of our first anniversary, we present the clean episode.

No swears!

No enthusiasm!

No choice but to release it anyway!

We review "The Seeds of Death", chat about news nobody but us is interested in and Paul is once again far too drunk to read the feedback properly.

Feedback to [email protected]

Twitter;

@Doctor_Vendetta

@KungFuYoda

@beastmasterpete

@PharosProject

It was Mr Chris' birthday this week, so it was his choice as to what got the Pharos treatment this episode. He chose Fritz Lang's 1927 classic "Metropolis". And so, it is with much pride that the Projecteers present their review of "Lifeforce".

Also included, is the usual mix of obscenities, feedback and news.

We're on the twitters as;

@beastmasterpete (Little Pete)

@KungFuYoda (Paul)

@Doctor_Vendetta (Mr Chris)

@PharosProject 

and on Facebook as Pharos Projec (note the missing "t")

The secret word this week is "Bouncy".