In which we're dying for your entertainment! 

On this episode, we finally get to the end of Torchwood Series One with the episodes "Captain Jack Harkness" and "End of Days". One of them was really good, and one of them was something else. We'll give you a hint as to which was which: Captain Jack Harkness featured two Jack Harkness' making out a little, and the other one was dumb.

Outro music is "Blitzkrieg Bop (feat. Chepito)" by Glambeats Corp.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we discover who our Funky Bunch is.

While watching (and we use the term watching loosely) the Sixth Doctor serial Vengeance on Varos we got really tipsy and lost track of this episode pretty early on. Want some talk about JTT? How about Devin Sawa? Or hey, what's Mark Wahlberg been doing lately? (While we were editing this episode, we discovered that Mark Wahlberg is not hungry, but is a movie starring giant metal Care Bears which did pretty okay. Who knew?) The answers to this AND MORE, on this week's episode!

Outro music is "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" by Afrocentrixxx.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which Torchwood treats us to a nice holiday tale of assisted suicide.

We're back with Captain Jack in this week and things get... happy? No, no, this is Torchwood, so things gets sad and sexy and sadnsexy. It's like schadenfreunde, but less German. Anyway, we watched "Out of Time" (Series One, Episode Ten) and "Combat" (Series One, Episode Eleven) and drank and laughed until we cried and cried and cried.

Outro music is "September" by Sisqo and Vitamin C. Yeah, you read that right.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In this week's episode, we are above dick jokes.

It's the show's one year Whoochiversary! To celebrate, we drank some Buttle Ripple Schnapps and went crazy with the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie, and attempt to hold an intervention for Eric Roberts, who is probably an actual villain right now. Also, one of our cats is a jerk. Huzzah!

Outro music is "November Rain" by Anakelly

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which Danica is surly until the Peach Schnapps kicks in.

In this week's episode, we have some more Torch-words about Torchwood, as Brandon visits "Countrycide" (Series 1, Episode 6) and we both check out "They Keep Killing Suzie" and "Random Shoes" (Episodes 8 and 9). One of them leaves you empty as you ponder the inevitability of death. The other leaves you hopeful as you ponder the inevitability of death. Torchwood!

Bonus note: You should listen to The Listmakers. Yes, yes you should.

Outro music is "Sing, Sing Sing (With A Swing)" by Louis Prima

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which we buy your love with new internet currencies. Or something.

On this week's episode, Brandon and Danica drop in on the Fifth Doctor, with a serial called "Earthshock", which was pretty rad. And while Brandon can't remember the who played the Fifth immediately after they watched the episodes, Danica is there to keep things on track, and punch Brandon as needed. And trust us, it's needed. Hail Hyrda.

In which Danica is a pirate.

During this week's episode, your intrepid hosts delve deeper into Torchwood with the Series One episodes "Small Worlds" and "Greeks Bearing Gifts", skipping "Countryside" for Brandon to experience another day. Also, Danica punches Brandon a few times, and things start happening that probably involve neighbours, and not ghosts. Probably. Hopefully.

In which Brandon and Danica are both kinda' sick. So. There's that.

In this week's episode, your awesome hosts are feeling not-so-awesome, but a love of Doctor Who conquers all! With hooch in hand, we explored "Pyramids of Mars" - a fourth Doctor serial that was... whelp, interesting. Weird stuff happened, and the Doctor was a bit of a jerk, but hey, there were explosions and running! Which was nice.

Outro music is "Cold Hands and Chapped Lips" by Hot Panda

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which we discover just what a sexy Cyberwoman looks like, and the feels get all weird on us.

This week's episode (our first that can legally drink in the US!) our special guest James Leask (of Comics! The Blog fame) joins us for another two episodes of Torchwood ("Ghost Machine" and "Cyberwoman"). Things start weird and get weirder pretty quick. This is what happens when you have a drunk podcast, I guess.

Outro music is "Stop the Rock" by Appolo 440.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which we rediscover the sensation of tequila and things progress from there.

In this week's episode, we continue to explore Classic Who with the third Doctor's debut serial, "Spearhead from Space". Also, crunk things happen as we invent a new drink* and dovetail into talk about the new Veronica Mars movie in a section we like to call "Veronica Bars".

Outro music is "Commotion" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.