The Doctor is back... did anyone else notice he was missing? While the First Doctor was off having a holiday our TARDIS team were searching for important things like epoxy, butt cream and horny goat weed. This week features exciting escapades like Susan looking for zippers, a stop off at Superdrug, questionable behavior from Gallifreyans that should know better, and plenty of innuendo.

As always, feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate! I suggest a really tall cyclops named Max that only speaks in 9 word sentences.

Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 5 of the Keys of Marinus "Sentence of Death" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

The quest for the... butt cream continues and our time traveling heroes are forced into the snow and ice of what some would call this planet's Canada. (It isn't of course because no one is nearly polite enough!) They meet a mountain man with epic eyebrows who wants to trade a more suitable coat to Ian for that watch he's wearing and poor Susan and Sabetha are left traversing bridges without adult supervision! That's how you can tell this episode was made in the 60s, kids are allowed to galavant on strange planets that don't even have pay phones. Join us, won't you?

Oh and feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate!

Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 4 of the Keys of Marinus "The Snows of Terror" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

This week the search for the, erm, cream takes Ian & Barbara to a jungle full of pig men & weirdos. Imagine Ian's terror when he finds out that to escape Barbara has to sing a song! Bet the Dr's glad he's on holiday this week! Wait, what about Susan you ask? Susan loses her lust for glitter & gets ignored, but we find out what Barbara looks like in fishnets!

Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 3 of the Keys of Marinus "The Screaming Jungle" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the side effects of too much horny goatweed. Meanwhile, our improv crew can't keep their laughter to themselves and corpse all over the place! Never before has a TV comic book character's theme been used so much in a Doctor Who episode and wait, is that a plot developing...?

Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 2 of The Keys of Marinus "The Velvet Web" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to listen! So we pick up again with him, Ian, Barbara & Susan as they set off on a noble quest, a quest to find some cream which will alleviate a rather embarrassing problem the Doctor has, a quest which will see them meeting superheros, crotchety old geezers, amorous snails, excessively forward vegetation, old prospectors, characters from old British comedies, men in extremely silly hats, men who have difficulty stringing coherent sentences together, a woman whom the Doctor will be destined to meet many, many years later, & men in ludicrously short shorts! Oh, & possibly a chemist or two....if they can ever find a way into Boots, that is!

Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 1 of the Keys of Marinus "The Sea of Death" & make sure you're synched up with the audio so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

& don't forget to listen right to the end for all the bonus material!

School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits... Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible realization: children walk very slowly and K9 is far better company than his current companions.

Huge thanks to Peter Purves for the opening announcement. That's right, Steven Taylor/Morton Dill himself/themselves (!!!!) opened the podcast!

Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 3 School Reunion so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.

Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time. Just like that eight-armed clown on Galactic 6... This week promises a queen, Enormous' Len's telescope and clowns. Terrifying... I mean amusing...

Thanks to Paul Cornell for the opening line. While you're here you should buy his new book...  

]Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We'll tell you when to press play on Series 2, episode 2 Tooth and Claw so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience.

New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that's why he's taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That's a reasonable question, that and who is that trampoline?

Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 1, New Earth so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. Please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on twitter or facebook.

Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we're already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink?

Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the Edge of Destruction part 2, "The Brink of Disaster" so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. Please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on twitter or facebook.

Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There's a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what'll be next up on the TV! Susan's crafting gets taken to extremes, the Doctor points a lot, Ian sings & Barbara calls Susan names! And on top of all that we have a special guest announcer!!!

Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the "Edge of Destruction part 1" so you’ll be in sync for the best way to experience the episode. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a slightly different experience. If you enjoy what we do then please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, here on the blog, or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook.

We also welcome any & all ideas for future plot lines you would like us to play out, character personality traits & quirks you would like us to attempt, dialogue you would like us to say, or music & sound effects you would like us to include, & if you would like to join the cast just tell us here, on Twitter or on our Facebook page. Come & join the fun!!!