As our exciting tale concludes, we learn why toilets don’t have sloping floors, what the Doctor can do with a pencil up his arse, what Snazzles are, whether Alydon will finally get his interview, what the Thals give as mementos & what the Garlics’ video gaming habits include! We do NOT learn the purpose of a fascinater, or (sadly) the rules of Garlic Bingo!

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 As the haunting keys of Mozart’s concerto in E minor fade into the sound of the fourth wall breaking, our travellers must come to terms with their situation & the companionship of those who seek the autographs of many. The travellers also ask the eternal question: “Why don’t Garlics have chairs?”

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 Did you know that skeletons can be used as TV antennas? (You’re welcome, please don’t try it) Does anyone remember that Susan is a Gallifreyan? What is organic about organic glitter? The Thals put their foot down about paying for selfies & Ian changes his name…

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 Our fearsome heroes have journeyed into the Garlic City, armed with an IKEA flyer & a sense of wonder. Will Ian give up his human ways to ride in a tank, & sing Garlic opera? Remember this wall texture & colour for me, children…

Join me, won’t you, as we venture into the cake department…

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 While the TARDIS crew struggle to find a good sale at IKEA, some strange people in the forest talk about British television programmes & the Garlics (who are very happy, thank you very much) realize they really need to fix those sliding doors they have installed.

Maybe Jim’ll fix ’em.

Can someone tell me why is this person important?

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 First things first, nobody dies in this episode & none of the Garlics say “Exterminate”, which would have happened IF we went by the script. However, we never go by the script so who knows what wacky things might be said this week!

One word that is definitely said:

Enough talking! More improv!

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 In true Classic Doctor Who fashion our TARDIS crew discover another universal truth: lots of planets have an IKEA… but what of these pepperpots Ian keeps going on about?

Warning: Discussions of British snacks may produce feelings of despair & longing for conventions!

A MASSIVE thanks to the wonderful Annette Badland for her intro!

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 Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas (if you celebrate it). This week (& next as this week is a long one & needs to tide you over for two weeks) we present the first DWLIIA in colour! It’s an episode jammed packed full of new voices! This is a holiday special, so whilst not a musical, we try to make it quite musical.

Unlike the Star Wars Christmas Special we have ice cream & (references to) Robbie Williams/Take That!

Also, who IS that reading the news?

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The end is nigh! The end of the party & the end of the fart sound effects! Our brave TARDIS crew have escaped the Horseless Headslessmans & they have not been hauled in front of the Independent Police Compressed Complaints Commission….but will they finally get some decent food? (Spoilers – no!)

Next week, something in colour… a present under the tree…

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Shadow puppetry! A flesh wound… maybe? It’s an episode of questions as our band of improvisors experience the height of low brow humour (nothing wrong with fart jokes when it comes to cavemen!) & Barbara enjoys herself for the very first time! Remember to always bring your own party stick!

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